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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 10:52 AM
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"Touchless" paper towel dispensers don't believe I'm real
Almost without fail I have to poke them in their little wee sensors before they'll bestow their goodies upon me. That, coupled with the posts in terrya's thread about DUers you miss who aren't around any more in which several people mention me (despite my posting in the thread before they did) is starting to give me a complex. :freak:

Therefore I think I'll spend today posting utter nonsense, so's y'all don't miss me so much. :P
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 10:53 AM
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1. I miss you even when you're here.
:hug:

How's Jingles? :hide:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 10:58 AM
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2. I don't believe you're real, either?
What's a "jingles?"
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 10:59 AM
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4. See here.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7789003&mesg_id=7792121
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:13 AM
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7. You're a bad person.
x(
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:24 AM
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10. We can't all be as perfect as you, love.
:hug:

*I've decided to mark each post today with a free hug
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 10:59 AM
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3. Things would be so much better if you weren't so transparent
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:00 AM
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5. They were invented by woodchucks
Payback's a bitch. :D
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:01 AM
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6. Touche!
:rofl:
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:16 AM
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8. Do you show up in photographs
taken of you?

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:21 AM
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9. Generally, though it would be better if I didn't most of the time
x(
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 11:25 AM
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11. I have the same problem with hands-free sinks
I've been in bathrooms where I had to try every faucet before finally getting a trickle of water... :shrug:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 01:14 PM
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12. Are you like a vampire or sumthin?
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 01:18 PM
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13. Poking it in the eye? Brilliant! I never would've thought of going all three stooges on its ass.
I usually just stand there waving my hand wildly back and forth in front of the sensor like some kind of idiot. :rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-03-08 01:47 PM
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14. I don't understand...
There's a thread here, but I don't see anyone....
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