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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:03 PM
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WTF? My 5 most recent emails:
The Dating Daily Start a love connection with a like minded over 40 single

Date 4 Free Online dating made easy

Date 4 Free Online dating made easy

Sexy Single Club Lonely Singles looking for you

Got Spring Fever find your mate for Free Wanna go out with me? Free Trial Online Dating

:wtf:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:04 PM
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1. Something you want to tell us?
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:13 PM
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6. Wedding ring is still on my finger...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:20 PM
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15. Thank god, because you'd be competition.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:21 PM
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17. For?
:rofl:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:31 PM
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18. Match.com
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:05 PM
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2. That's weirder than the time gmail decided I needed ads for vegan engagement rings.
:rofl:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:07 PM
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3. As opposed to meat-based engagement rings? nt
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:17 PM
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13. That's what I was wondering.
For a minute, I was thinking, does Google know something about my personal life that I don't?
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:14 PM
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7. Say what?
:rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:18 PM
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14. Exactly
I was all :wtf:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:09 PM
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4. So you didn't want to be included in my "5 friends join free"
offers at The Dating Daily or Sexy Single Club?

I should've asked first. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! :banghead:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:14 PM
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8. I'm sorry but....I'm taken!
:rofl:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:10 PM
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5. Have they offered to help you enlarge your penis?
That would really make a big splash with your new online friends!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:15 PM
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9. No, but they think I need Viagra...
:shrug:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 08:45 PM
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20. Ignore them--they're just trying to get a rise out of you
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:15 PM
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10. You stole my
response.

Damn you!

If I had a bigger penis I would come over there and beat you with it. Oops... I don't even have a penis. That does it!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:17 PM
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12. DAMNIT you both stole my idea - I'm gonna get me a bigger penis
and kick both of you in the ass!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:16 PM
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11. Well on the bright side - they aren't questioning the size of your penis
I get one of those a day still
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:21 PM
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16. Yesterday I won
the lottery:

The UK E-LOTTERY inform you that you won £ 700,000.00
To file for your claim, please contact our fudiciary agent:SMITH BRANDSON
claimsdept.smith@live.com
+447045709457
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:44 PM
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19. Spammers' attempts at profiling their targets are...
...still pretty lame. I remember suddenly getting loads of spam about buying burial plots and "no medical checks required" life insurance the second I hit 40.

Weirder, two days after my now-wife and I applied for a marriage license, I started getting spam about wedding services, rings, limo services and all that stuff. I can only guess my local town hall does a lucrative side business in selling people's email addresses.

It got even stranger. Right on the dot, nine months after our wedding, the baby spams arrived. Diapers, toys, "discount" baby food.

The last one was the oddest of all. On our one year anniversary, I started getting spammed by divorce lawyers.

Seemingly, some spammer out there believes that the typical marriage produces a baby after nine months and then ends three months later. Even in this age of disposable relationships, that seems a bit harsh.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 08:59 PM
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21. You aren't over forty, are you?
Somebody must've signed me up for Match.com because I'm being sent my "matches" every couple of days. Gawddamn, this is not the place to be looking.
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