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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:44 PM
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You know what sucks? Yeah, this sucks.
Walking out of your bathroom into your bedroom following a shower and coming, essentially, face to face with the guy painting your house. Because you didn't hear them arrive and you forgot to pull the curtains.

On the bright side, though, the docs at the ER said he has no broken bones and no internal injuries.

:thumbsup:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:45 PM
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1. Yeah, but how's he ever going to
get that foot-shaped dent out of his anus?

:hide:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:46 PM
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2. !
:rofl:
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:46 PM
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3. Sure. Coming out of the shower and just "forgot" to close the curtains.
Like we haven't heard that one before.

mikey_the_rat
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:49 PM
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4. Chicka-bow-chicka-bow-wow....
And then Midlo had the nerve not to *finish* the story... :grr:
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 10:31 AM
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38. i 2nd that motion!
let's hear how this exotic tale ends...
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:53 PM
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5. wait, didnt i read this in penthouse?
hmmmmm
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:36 PM
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13. "I never thought this would happen to me...."
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:54 PM
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6. I'm pretty sure I've seen three or four movies start EXACTLY that way
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:55 PM
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7. I could have sworn the same thing happened to that poor Marilyn Chambers
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:57 PM
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8. It probably didn't suck for him though! Look on the bright side, you made his day.
he owes you at least a 3rd coat for free.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 03:59 PM
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9. Your first sentence....too funny, it hurts
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 04:07 PM
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10. temeah was painting your house???
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:32 PM
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11. I *thought* the gig was a "body painting* one....
:shrug:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:38 PM
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14. and you were gonna get paid by
the inch right?:evilgrin:
temeah at work:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:40 PM
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17. Yup. $10 an inch; payment was to be $120.00
:hide:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 07:05 PM
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19. Thus illustrating the difference between inches and square inches.
Today's math lesson endeth.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:39 AM
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36. I just knew something was a foot when I took that job.....
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:35 PM
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12. You walked from the bathroom to the bedroom stark nekkid?
Have you no morels?
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:39 PM
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16. She used up
all her morels while making dinner last night...

:P
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:38 PM
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15. LOL
OMG that is too funny Midlo - and yes - it does suck.

I had a realtor arrive to show my house an hour early last year, and I was in the shower. I opened the door and WHAM - there was a realtor, a prospective buyer, her mom and her boyfriend :blush::blush:

They were more embarrassed than I was...

:pals:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 07:13 PM
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20. did they place a bid?
:D
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 07:28 PM
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21. it turned out that the BF knew Mr MB too...
They did make an offer, we accepted it but then they backed out at the inspection even though I had already made the arrangements to put on a new roof. :shrug:
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 08:02 PM
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22. argh. new roof. not a good time.
:crazy:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:07 AM
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34. I didn't realize your house was on the market.
Do you have something else in mind? IIRC, that house is gorgeous.
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 06:46 PM
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18. OMG!!
:rofl: Only you Midlo, only YOU!!
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 08:56 PM
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23. While in college
I was leaving the community shower with a towel wrapped around me, albeit a small one. There were visiting hours enforced, so I thought I was fine to walk the 10 steps to my room. I of course run smack dab into the campus tour taking a look through our dorm!

I mean :wtf: it wasn't even 9 a.m. on a Saturday! What was that tour guide thinking?

:rofl:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 08:58 PM
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24. Yeah. That would suck. You know what else sucks?
Paying your Discover bill by check instead of online like you usually do and forgetting to write the amount in your checkbook and not realizing it until you get hit with overdraft charges.

Not, of course, that I would know anything about that... :blush:
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 11:32 PM
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25. Wait a sec. Sorry. Walking late into this conversation.
Gotta go have a smoke. Be back in a few.

:smoke:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-04-08 11:45 PM
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26. What might suck even more is if the person didn't even notice
Sounds like you made an impression, however (but if he took any divots out of your lawn when he fell, you should charge him for the landscaping)...
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 08:47 AM
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27. Sounds like a sitcom! nt
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 08:50 AM
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28. Today, I got smart and showered BEFORE they got here.
:thumbsup:

That poor guy. The fall off the ladder looked painful.

:rofl:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 08:59 AM
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29. Liar, you did it to him casuse he makes less than 60K a year
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:00 AM
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30. I don't know about that. He's painting an awful lot of houses around here
and he's not particularly cheap. Does a great job, though.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:02 AM
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31. Are you going to Boston to teach Sniffa how to ddal with homeless people?
:D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:03 AM
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32. Not necessary. We had a conference call about it and I sent him a power point.
He's a quick study.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:07 AM
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33. LOL
:rofl:
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 09:08 AM
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35. This also sucks...
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-05-08 10:08 AM
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37. Did somebody order a pizza?
BOWM-chicka-chicka-BOWM-BOW.
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