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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:15 PM
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I was told I had a nice set of melons last night.


They were pretty good!!1!!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:18 PM
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:34 PM
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7. It was at my daughter's girl scout event.
One of the fathers came over to me and said:

"I can't resist this, but you have a real nice set of melons!"

My wife and I were cracking up!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:19 PM
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2. do you mean produce
or funbags?
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:19 PM
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3. JUGS!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:21 PM
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4. They look plastic to me.
I hate fake melons! x( x(
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:21 PM
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5. Mmmm! Full, round and ripe.
Just the way I like them. Can I feel them to make sure they're fresh? :+ :crazy:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 12:30 PM
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6. Nice grapefruit!
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:30 PM
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8. looks like two pics of the same melon to me.
nt
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:35 PM
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9. Pfffft. I've seen better.
:rofl:

Bake
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:37 PM
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10. Do you like my tits and asp?



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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:45 PM
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11. Nice pics pev! BTW madinmaryland told me...
this story by PM and described it as having a "temeah moment"....:rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:47 PM
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13. Yup.
:rofl:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:50 PM
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16. Sounds sublime to me.....
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YDogg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 09:19 PM
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21. Looks like one is pointing toward the Death Star and one is pointing toward Alderaan
:shrug:
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 08:28 AM
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22. What's your point?
:rofl: :hi:
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:47 PM
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12. Those tits are nice!!
The asp is fun too, but I don't know if i'd kiss it.

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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 01:48 PM
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14. was that all it took?
:D
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 02:06 PM
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15. And a nice pair of knockers...
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succubus.blues Donating Member (996 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:57 PM
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17. LOL
that's one beautiful set of knockers! Are they real? :rofl:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 05:05 PM
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18. Sure. And I have some nice hooters, too.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 06:11 PM
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20. I brought home a t-shirt from MN;;
That says Minnesota on it and has a couple of owls one of which says "Nice Hooters!":evilgrin:
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 05:35 PM
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19. And they appear perfectly matched...
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-07-08 08:34 AM
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23. "They were pretty good!!1!!"? Why can't we be the judge of that?
:rofl:
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704wipes Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 07:36 PM
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24. How 'bout 'dem apples ?

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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 08:44 PM
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25. Wanna see my weiner?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:07 PM
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26. False advertising!
Thats not a weiner dog...:D
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:12 PM
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29. I was looking for one in particular
but I couldn't find it so I had to settle for that one. :P
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:09 PM
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27. They're pleasantly and suspiciously symmetrical...
So, who did the work?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:13 PM
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30. Are you implying that they're not all natural?
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:23 PM
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31. You have to admit those appear a little too, shall we say, bulbous...
To be all-natural?

The phrase "softballs nailed to a fence post" comes to mind.
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:11 PM
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28. I get told that all the time....
Edited on Sun Jun-08-08 09:12 PM by Breeze54
:P



J/K
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-08-08 09:25 PM
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32. There are mellons that go for hundreds or even thousands in Japan.
Black skinned ones.
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