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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 02:53 PM
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I'm jonesing for a Blue-Jay player ... who wants to play?
I will kick your ass at Risk, Parcheesi, and Chutes & Ladders.
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 02:56 PM
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1. yeah - right . . . .
I'll bury you @ Clue!!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:17 PM
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5. I hated that game.
For cryin' out loud, who uses a candlestick to bludgeon a person to death? Liberace?
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 05:12 PM
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19. hahahahahahahahahahaha . . .
series, most likely!


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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 03:06 PM
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2. No way
I heard you cheat at parcheesi.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:18 PM
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6. LIES!
Jeez... You cheat one time at Candyland and suddenly your reputation is in the shitter.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:59 PM
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17. Hehe..
two old men were sitting on a bench, Max and Ben. Max sighs, and Ben asks what's wrong.

"For twenty years, I built boats. The best boats in town, but do people call me 'Max the boat-builder'? No."

"So what?" asks Ben.

"For 30 years I've written poems. Had a few published in small magazines, nothing big. But am I called 'Max the poet'? No, I'm not.

"Sigh... but you suck ONE cock..."
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 05:04 PM
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18. I remember a variant of that one!
It involved "Angus the goat-fucker"...
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 03:15 PM
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3. Which one? Matt Stairs, perhaps?


:P
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:21 PM
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9. "Stairs"? That's not a real name.
Plus, it looks like he's crapping his pants.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:36 PM
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14. You're right
it's a Canadian name. :evilgrin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Stairs

Matthew Wade Stairs (born February 27, 1968 in Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada) is a professional baseball player who plays for The Toronto Blue Jays.

"Crapping his pants" plus "Canadian" makes me think of South Park!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:47 PM
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15. I'm not your Guy, Buddy!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 03:19 PM
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4. You might win at Chutes & Ladders, but I will fuck your ass up at Sorry!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:20 PM
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8. That's it! I challenge you to a game of Trouble at 15 paces!
It's ON!
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:20 PM
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7. Well I have Candy Land down!
:P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:22 PM
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10. I pwn the eastern block
and aussie-land :D

:woohoo:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:31 PM
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13. I'll fight you for Australia!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:27 PM
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11. your ass is grass, homeskillet
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:30 PM
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12. Bring it!
There used to be an online TP game that was hosted by Sony. They shit-canned it about 5-6 years ago. That sucked.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-06-08 04:50 PM
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16. And I'll kick YOUR ass at Scrabble!


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