The Church Of Jesus Fucking Christ (Caution Funny Sacrilege Shit)

MrScorpio

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Mon Jun-16-08 02:45 PM
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The Church Of Jesus Fucking Christ (Caution Funny Sacrilege Shit)

Spreading My Legs� and the Good News
Written October 24th, 2007 by Caucasian Jesus 24 10 2007

Browsing through My wide array of omniscience (which includes Google Analytics), I came across a small YouTube video a sheep made about My site. What a nice fuckin� gesture from a loyal follower of the Church of Jesus Fucking Christ. I immediately got a huge boner, Jesus-style.

http://www.churchofjesusfuckingchrist.com/

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Bucky

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Mon Jun-16-08 02:47 PM
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1. The site you are attempting to visit...

The site you are attempting to visit:

http://www.churchofjesusfuckingchrist.com/

is blocked because it belongs to the following category:

Tasteless & Offensive

fucking work filter

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LeftyMom

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Mon Jun-16-08 02:48 PM
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2. Okay, before somebody else does it, "Dude, you're mean, stop hating on Christians, they can believe

any crazy impossible shit they want." So there, that's out of the way.

And that blog is funny as hell. :D

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WinkyDink

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Mon Jun-16-08 02:52 PM
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3. Good thing that sweatshirt doesn't say "Mohammed".

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Dogtown

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Mon Jun-16-08 03:54 PM
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5. Like xians never burned anybody...

cause they're so fucking *nice*.

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Lance_Boyle

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Mon Jun-16-08 03:10 PM
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4. That jesus is kinda confused.

"passed out from the LSD" <-- I can remember a few nights when I WISHED LIKE HELL that was possible

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redqueen

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Mon Jun-16-08 04:02 PM
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6. ...

:rofl:

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Manifestor_of_Light

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Tue Jun-17-08 02:24 AM
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7. I don't like obnoxious Christians, but this site is just stupid.

Nothing but cusswords, no actual irony or humor there that I can see. :shrug:

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Monk06

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Tue Jun-17-08 02:39 AM
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8. That's just ignit. Hate doesn't cancel hate. It just multiplies it.

Fundies live for these kinds of images. So
they can play the persecuted Christian card.

Like Christians in America are a persecuted
minority. It's a multi-billion dollar tax
exempt media business.

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FloridaJudy

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Tue Jun-17-08 02:45 AM
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9. If you want literate (and very funny) blasphemy

Try Mr. Deity: http://www.mrdeity.com/

I'm a huge fan.

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