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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:27 AM
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My day just went straight in the toilet
I went to the vending machine to get some Corn-Nuts, and pressed the wrong button, so now I'm stuck with the Ritz crackers with the spreadable chees-esqe goo.


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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:29 AM
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1. And the Red Cross just stated they're out of disaster funds.
So sorry, bro.

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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:30 AM
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3. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:29 AM
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2. You're better off just going home...
I mean really, how much should a guy hafta put up with?? :hi:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:31 AM
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4. No one should be expected to work under these conditions.
It's inhumane.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:53 AM
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5. Didn't read the Ritz disclaimer in your Allstate policy, did you?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:56 AM
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6. That's what you get for eating vendign machine food.
Do you know that's bad for the environment? Those vending machine people driving all those snacks around, and all that packaging? Why do you hate the earth?

REAL liberals get their snacks in giant tubs from Costco and only use re-usable snack carriers to carry them.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:59 AM
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7. Whatever you do, don't go postal!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 10:59 AM
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8. You know, there are people starving in China.
Now be a man and EAT THEM!

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