Cougar gets G-shot Guaranteed orgasm.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1027541/Ive-G-shot--YES-YES-YES-sex-life-better.html


Three months ago, Caroline Cushworth sat her partner Christopher down and asked him a simple question.

If, she said, I could be guaranteed an orgasm every time we had sex, what would be your reaction?

Not that surprisingly, her partner Christopher, 27, a plasterer, replied that he'd be delighted."



"Rather like lip-plumping jabs, the treatment involves injecting collagen straight into the G-spot.

This not only enhances its sensitivity, but increases the width of the area to the size of a 10 pence piece. "

"Although Caroline, a 41-year-old business developer from Leeds who has no children, says she's always enjoyed a healthy sex life, it wasn't until a few years ago that she first discovered her G-spot."

Lack of local pitching talent is never cause to bring in a landscaper. It's just wrong.

VAGINA FOR OUR PLEASURE, NOT YOURS!

If you go long enough without one, you even get a nice dream out of it. And it takes a really secure man to be comfortable with the fact that women find intercourse with him to be unfulfilling. ;-)

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You can get a good amount of Hostess Fruit Pies ™ for that kind of scratch.

ours are soooooooo much better.

:7

Consider: we also get cramps, the bleeding, childbirth, etc.

x(

I figure once I drop off the pregnant lady into the skilled hands of professionals, I should be able to walk to the closest bar and start drinking with my buddies to celebrate. 14 hours later, I'll be ready for the good news.

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:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

Bake

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I've got a good man, I get mine 99% of the time. If I don't, then he owes me.

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If they can't manage it the majority of the time, there's likely either a health issue or some serious ignorance of anatomy involved.

or her physiology makes it difficult if not impossible.

It makes me sad how many women I meet who have no idea what an orgasm is like... or worse, like this lady, think vaginal orgasms aren't even real.

Hell, I'd do it myself if I had the money. edit: If I had the money, and had an active sex life, rather. Kinda pointless now.

Vaginal orgasms are just a myth to these types.

You've never met any women like that?

I met one girl who swore by those, but I suspect she was afraid of conception.

So... if she really could pull of that trick, then more power to 'er. :)

probably because i dont define sex as penetration

this may sound stupid, but here I go anyway.

it has been my experience that certain sexual acts are really pleasurable and are just as much about the sex act as anything. however, I also have this thing (or had, since I've taken a vow of celibacy, whether I intended to or not) -- this moment when I do want penetration. and I mean WANT. no matter what. sort of like getting tickled a lot and then someone gives you a big hug. two diff. things, both satisfying. after a while the tickles make me want a hug to sort of consolidate my senses or something.

I wonder if this is a just me thing, or if, from talking with friends, it's not an issue for same sex relationships (and obviously I know there are ways to create that same sort of experience w/o male anatomy) - I just wonder if it's a part of liking males or if it's a part of a sort of general desire.

I know you're not the national expert on everyone else's sexuality too. but maybe you know more about this topic than I do.

may not want this kind of penetration. really depends.

for the most part i think desiring some sort of penetration is common for women, gay and straight.

I've only know a few women who don't have some desire for it.

but i dont know if that is necessarily desire or identity.

I did know one woman who didn't want that because of bad experiences in her childhood. I think it just brought unpleasant memories for her.

who very often don't have orgasms at all during sex, unless they stimulate themselves.

Aside from being second-class citizens, there are plenty of good aspects to being gay. :D

Why would they quit unless they had one?

I know that some straight women don't have orgasms, but honestly, I've never known one personally, or at least one that admitted to this. I was lucky when I was first sexually active, I guess, and would never settle for ho-hum.

This, imo, is a big reason why people should have sex before marriage. Sexual compatibility matters.

I have two sons and I've wondered lately if I should get them a book or something that explains how to make females sexually satisfied. I assume I would be doing their partners a favor, plus I think it goes to the heart of sexual love as a give and take. I already volunteered to by condoms for them when I knew they weren't sexually active b/c I told them they should know what they're doing before they get to that point and they could practice. they were really happy I asked them and were all for it. their partner's sexual pleasure should be just as important as birth control/safe sex, imo.

I make it a point to ensure my wife is well satisfied before I am (often well satisfied several times) because I know she'll be more then primed to return the favor. It sounds selfish because it is but 34 years of marital bliss has got to count for something.

it's a matter of... pride or something. Again, I know stories of men who are jerks as far as not being sexually skilled and not caring, but I don't know of any man who talks about this sort of thing who isn't concerned with his partner's happiness too.

maybe that's self selecting b/c ones who don't care wouldn't talk about it. (fwiw- my former "guy" friend was in a band and so I was around them quite a bit and no one was that shy about talking about diff. subjects.. sometimes more than I wanted to know, but whatever)

I've also never known a male who did not like, or rather, love to perform cunnilingus.

I guess I haven't spent enough time around guys like Junior Soprano (if you know the show, and the episode "boca.")

That is nigh-on unbelievable.

Where do you live? Where did you grow up?

but I haven't taken polls to ask men about their opinions on this subject.

like I said, maybe it's self-selecting? I've never known (in the biblical sense) a man who didn't, and it was obvious.

I guess I find it unbelievable that any man who is hetero would somehow be put off by this.

fwiw- I've lived in Nashville, TN, Miami, FL, Houston, TX, Bloomington, IN, and Antwerp, Bel.

Maybe it's just the company I keep?

but I know I've not only met but dated men for whom that was either something only done cause it was expected (not because they enjoyed it)... or just flat-out not done.

My wife is enthralled with the simultaneous "O". She gets frustrated with me because I get her "there" before she gets me. i have control and she wants me to "lose control".

can be loving, creative and open minded about sex. I also have met only a couple of women who claim they don't or can't orgasm.

As far as your sons, there is a lot of information out there. I don't know if it is necessary or even a good idea to advise them, but I understand wanting to. Coming from one's mother may have counter affects.

yeah, I don't want to give them like, cpr visuals!

my kids are pretty open about stuff. I tell them NOT to tell me things, or relate a joke, or whatever. My ex and my in-laws are European, so the whole "vibe" about sex is somewhat different than, say, it was/is with my fundie family members.

One of my sons has aspergers or high-functioning autism, so a lot of times he needs to be made aware of things. He likes to read.

Why the "claim"?

Why imply that they might be lying?

Perhaps I "think" that sex with me would be different?

just so long as you know that yes, there really are (far too many) women who have never had an orgasm. :)

When in reality, for a lot of women who don't orgasm, the problem is in their head, or related to physiology.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

:)

the longer it takes, the more difficult it is, the more of a burden, the longer it takes... etc.

However, in my own self-study, I have never had any difficulty having orgasms with women, or with men who knew what they were doing (long ago when I was confused, or more bi, or whatever I was). However, it was also my experience that many men pretty much give up when they've achieved their own orgasm, whether or not the woman has. And I've heard this from other straight women I know as well. Some women just don't bother anymore, having grown tired of asking for something when it should be a given.

Is this is a sex thread?

:)

to any young whippersnappers (male) - ensure your woman always comes first (and second and third and fourth.) I know I can have an orgasm long before my wife does and that is not good for either of us. My wife always "bothers" for me because I bothered with her. We've had few marital "issues" in our 34 years and none of them had anything to do with the bedroom.

There is a very real and very necessary recovery period that a man has to go through after he orgasms.

Just cause the John Thomas is finished doesn't mean there's no way to continue pleasuring the woman...

I was, unfortunately, assuming she meant penetration. Siento.

In Victorian culture, women were expected NOT to orgasm, at least in polite company. So they went to doctor's for "vaginal massage" to relieve their "congestion." That's where the modern dildo came from -- the doctor's office. of course, they've improved a lot since then.

and woman in this culture are taught to hate or disparage themselves if they don't have "perfect" bodies.

My guess would be that the more you buy into mainstream culture, the more pressure to be "orgasm worthy."

And a website by the authors!

www.ilovefemaleorgasm.com

(the couple is frequently invited to college campuses)

Guess I will have to go with the backup: www.SheComesWhenISaySheComes.com

Doesn't ring the same way, dammit!

I'm glad I checked back on this thread or I would've missed this.

She made it clear years ago that we both need to climax every time, so I don't get mine until after she gets hers.

I'm no super lover, but everybody knows how to give a woman the O, we just aren't all persistent enough.

Communication. I know what my wife wants cause she told me (a long time ago.) I continue to be her kept trophy husband. 34 years later.

Communication! I always thought I was Grrreaaattt! Turns out, I had great stamina but no "technique". Guess what? Nobody ever told me!

When I started dating my wife, about 2 months in, I got a lesson.

"Turn on the lights. Come here. Now, watch."

I went from an idiot with amazing stamina to an expert in about 3 days(we were on vacation).

Happily married 10, almost 11, years. No sign of slowing down. Well, except for the kids. What are you going to do? :evilgrin:

I know the article didn't mention it, but g-spot Os can be very, overwhelmingly, intense and very, very wet.

really. her age has nothing to do with this story. from what I've read before, g-spot enhancement has been the fad in La-La Land for a while now. Cougar or not. just wonder, since I've seen a few posts from you about this - seems it bothers you for females to date younger men. after a certain age, age isn't such a big deal and interests and compatibility are more important. ymmv.

For a while after the discovery of the g-spot, some ppl said it wasn't a real thing. Since ppl now acknowledge that the perineum for a male (aka the "taint") is also a "g-spot" - a cluster of nerves related to the prostrate gland, I guess women were then allowed to have one too. (sarcasm)

I guess I was lucky in my sentimental education, as far as males who know what they're doing. It's easy for any male or female to find the g-spot. females should find their own, too. all they need to do is insert a finger and bend it like making a "come here" gesture.

Sadly, for too long females were never supposed to be knowledgeable about their own bodies or their own pleasure. what a waste.

I don't chase cougars myself... A cougar at my age would resemble Bea Arthur and I would probably get charged with Elder Abuse. No I stick to woman in their forties thirties twenties and late teens.... I let my more adventurous peers go the cougar route. The grey tiger, the prancing puma the sexy seductive snow leopard, the tantalizing teasing tabby yes all the big cats are here.....

Hold on I need to take a minute and get a glass of water....


Alright that's better.... I like woman for there minds Age and looks don't matter.... If two people are in love who am I to say it is wrong...

There we go much better carry on IBTL

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way to refer to this woman.

wow! i feel so trendy today.

:(

I don't think it's very nice. Sort of conjures up a predator in my mind.

:(

I must hang with a very boring crowd.

:hi:

Good to see you, sweetie! How's things?

Kayla turned 21 yesterday, and we're less than three months from baby time!

Is it a boy or a girl? or don't you know?

We went shopping for some maternity clothes she needed for work. She's feeling physically pretty well, but she alternates between serene anticipation of motherhood and sheer panic. All things considered, I think that's pretty normal. :)

She's working a lot now, and I'm not sure what she will do for daycare when the baby comes.

You ARE going to post pics, right? We need to see pics of the gorgeous granny and her new grandson.

and doubly disappointing since I, for one, am quite fond of real cougars. :(

I can't tell you how many times I've heard or read the words "the cougar" in the last few months, in reference to an actual human being.

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I think the term sucks...

to she who has much, more is given.

Women really have it all over men, in the orgasm dept. No pun intended.

:hi:

you can't tell me you think it would be a good thing to have drinking and his college buddies in the delivery room?


:-D

I meant post 28.

:dunce:

Yeah... the orgasms seem to be waaaay better... but it's *more* than offset by other stuff, IMO.

it's highly over rated. Heck, sometimes at night I just sit rather than turn on the light.

Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex!

titty titty titty

I guess that's "progress" for ya. :shrug:





:D

Don't get me wrong - if you've found a reliable way to experience sexual rapture, I'm all for you getting your groove on. I just get a little spooked when I see gynecological procedures being done on women based on shaky evidence, if you know what I mean.

from Dead Ringers:

...but I'm gonna guess those Lovecraftian implements are NOT used for open heart surgery.

:scared:

I loved it.

It was SO different.

So....so....Jeremy!

The g-spot is for reals!!

some say it's the "female prostrate" or Skein's glands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland (the origin of female jack)

or it's the urethral sponge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sponge

they're sort of intertwined and all females would have those - they're analogous to the prostrate in a male.

It tickles and it squirts is about all I know about it.

That is all.

thank you.

Prostrate
–verb (used with object) 1. to cast (oneself) face down on the ground in humility, submission, or adoration.
2. to lay flat, as on the ground.
3. to throw down level with the ground.
4. to overthrow, overcome, or reduce to helplessness.
5. to reduce to physical weakness or exhaustion.
–adjective 6. lying flat or at full length, as on the ground.
7. lying face down on the ground, as in token of humility, submission, or adoration.
8. overthrown, overcome, or helpless: a country left prostrate by natural disasters.
9. physically weak or exhausted.
10. submissive.
11. utterly dejected or depressed; disconsolate.
12. Botany. (of a plant or stem) lying flat on the ground.

Prostate
–adjective 1. Also, pros·tat·ic Audio Help /prɒˈstætɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation. of or pertaining to the prostate gland.
–noun 2. prostate gland: Anatomy. an organ that surrounds the urethra of males at the base of the bladder, comprising a muscular portion, which controls the release of urine, and a glandular portion, which secretes an alkaline fluid that makes up part of the semen and enhances the motility and fertility of sperm.

KJ

I always mispronounce that one... I don't really use it that much in conversation or anything else in my day-to-day life.

I doubt it is, though. That'd be freaky.

I really do think the g-spot is part of the skein's gland/urethral sponge thing, and everyone would have that.

of course, people can and do argue that the g-spot is the interior of a clitoris. I don't know, but I do know that something is there that's diff. than tissue in the same area.

internal clitoral tissue as well.

Heh... this topic is making me think things I shouldn't be thinking.

before I commit to a position.

and don't forget to tip your waiter!

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