Name a little known talent that you possess.

Keep it clean, please. :-)

at those touch-screen video games they have at bars.

:)

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crazy. I've seen her do it.

I can do both overhand and, with a little judicious chewing to soften the stem, a figure 8 knot http://www.iland.net/~jbritton/figure8.htm

What I was originally going to post is that I can pretty much pick up any inanimate object and within a few seconds have it producing noises that no-one has ever heard from it before ( :

hi there :D

while i am drunk and still make it edible

:)

I became the mom in my group of friends primarily populated by frequently ravenous 19-21 year old guys. Drunk, broke, tired, no matter the time of night or number of them present I managed to feed them all. Plus food lulls rowdy drunk boys to sleep somethin fierce. Haha.

I can also dislocated my right shoulder on demand.

that would have been fun to see sittin on your porch, drunk!!!!

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In 6th grade I could name all 26 (at that time) breakaway Soviet republics and their capitals. Not surprisingly, the following year I was a national finalist in the National Geographic geography bee.

I'm a certified coffeemaster and can identify virtually any coffee in the world by its' taste profile: smell, taste, acidity, body, flavor notes, processing method, roast, aging/degassing, country of origin (sometimes even regions or individual plantations). I can also pair them to foods and desserts for perfect complement. Lemon Tart and Sidamo Gold...that's all I'm saying.

I can touch my thumb to my forearm on the same hand on both hands. Many people can't even force thumb to forearm with their other hand without breaking their wrist.

I can read and write upside-down equally as well as right-side up.

I used to be able to put both feet behind my head and walk on my butt short distances.

I'm entirely stronger than my small stature (5'5"/115 lbs) would lead you to believe and I continually surprise people when I pick up and carry off things bigger than me.

I'm a brawler.

I am the grandmaster mohawk-cutter, no joke. I am also completely capable of giving awesome mohawks whilst intoxicated.

I make THE meanest hazelnut soy mocha this side of the Mississip'.

Another barista! Hail fellow coffee-maker!

:beer: <---I know the emoticon table says "Beer" but it's actually the world's largest espresso shot.

huzzah!

annnnd it's just a barista sized espresso shot. haha.

...tape your buttcheeks together. (Sporto -- Breakfast Club.)

And I can completely pop my shoulders in and out of joint.

Minus the shoulders in-and-out of joint. I can crack my shoulders, though.

Useless talent.

As long as they can cath the ball, I can teach anyone. I have taught little old ladies and gangbangers. Little kids and republicans. Hippies and cops.

I can also juggle, and make myself invisible.

and its not much worse than my regular handwriting.

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(You did mean with your foot, right?)

The OP said to keep it clean.

I will admit that my 'penmanship' is pretty poor in this case.





(Thank you Mistress may I have another?)


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On edit: Oh yeah, don't forget Frank Zappa's immortal advice!

I can draw (freehand) a pretty accurate world map-- including borders, country names and capitol names. :shrug:

I can listen to several conversations around the room and know exactly what everyone was saying to each other while having a conversation myself and paying total attention to my own conversation. I will tell you that it really irritates people. I don't really do it purposely.

When I'm at work my SO says he immates me. I can also read upside down in the mirror. I haven't tried it in a while though.

Cracks my son up. :rofl:

I listen to myself snoring, and whatever else is going on around me.

but my dad said my matzoh ball soup is as good as his grandmother's

I can pick up stuff with my toes and pass it to someone. I'm very good at it because I've been doing it all my life. Too bad my family doesn't appreciate my amazing talent.

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No anteater vaccum cleaner jokes or nuthin huh.

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any crumpled up paper any size - nothing but net

But that isn't even in the same universe of cool as this dude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRvUFrFFFw

Also, I have the super-power of giving anyone an earworm, regardless of their super-powers. :D

I could hear alarms. When my friends and I were near a jewelry counter I could hear the high-pitch alarm - just like a Doberman.

and I see dead people


that's about it....

O! And I can put my entire fist in my mouth! :woohoo:

In addition...
I got rhymes galime I got rhymes galilla
And I got more rhymes than Phillis Diller

I sang in ensembles specializing in Eastern European music for a total of nine years in three different cities.

It's probably the thing that won the heart of my ex (and maybe soon-to-be-again). It's hard for me to hit that perfect Bugs Bunny pitch anymore - my voice is a little too deep - but I'm close, and my phrasing is poifect.

Wetooooooin, won't yoo wetoin my wuv
Foah my wuuuuuuuuuuuv
Is yooooooooooahs!!!

I melted her heart with that. I'm the only person who can make her laugh so hard she cries.

Other than that, I got nothin'.:beer: