I took my new lens out today, and when I got home I laughed my ass off

DS1

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Sun Jun-22-08 04:21 AM
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I took my new lens out today, and when I got home I laughed my ass off

Edited on Sun Jun-22-08 05:01 AM by DS1

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LaurenG

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Sun Jun-22-08 04:30 AM
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1. I hate when that happens. A friend used to call those "tuckies'

Poor guy. :hi:

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1Hippiechick

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Sun Jun-22-08 04:36 AM
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2. LOL

Edited on Sun Jun-22-08 04:38 AM by 1Hippiechick

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1Hippiechick

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Sun Jun-22-08 04:38 AM
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3. New lens, as in new camera? What kind?

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DS1

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Sun Jun-22-08 04:45 AM
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4. Canon 70-200mm L IS on a 5D body

:hi:

/nirvana

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Phillycat

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Sun Jun-22-08 09:32 AM
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6. That's our next lens!

Hopefully before we move, because it'll be twice as much over there. x(

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DS1

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Sun Jun-22-08 01:48 PM
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17. It's perfect

Worth the investment. It pulls photos out of thin air. Everything is suddenly better looking, and you can see the sharpness just looking through the viewfinder.

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Schema Thing

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Sun Jun-22-08 09:50 AM
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7. velly nice

I've rented that lens a few times; it's wonderful.

How does he do that with his pants? He could probably make big bucks in fetish porn. Or magic.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Sun Jun-22-08 09:28 AM
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5. hungry butt goes nom, nom, nom, on zee pants

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Gormy Cuss

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Sun Jun-22-08 09:52 AM
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8. Wow! That lens let you photograph your own butt?

:hide:

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petronius

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Sun Jun-22-08 10:47 AM
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9. They don't look happy - my guess is she's giving him 'the talk'

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AlCzervik

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Sun Jun-22-08 10:49 AM
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10. looks like whatever she said to him made his butt pucker up.

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deucemagnet

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Sun Jun-22-08 10:54 AM
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11. Apparently, they're unmarried and he's trying to impress his date.

A married man would just reach back and pull his pants out of the crack of his ass.

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GOPisEvil

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Sun Jun-22-08 10:56 AM
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12. So, Steve, who was that woman I saw you with last night?

*insert sphincter sucking sound*

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RainDog

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Sun Jun-22-08 12:12 PM
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13. what's the term for a male rear camel toe?

a godzilla toe, maybe?

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Redstone

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Sun Jun-22-08 12:15 PM
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14. Had some Telephoto Fun, didn't you?

Bostonians: Don't pick your nose; DS1 is watching you!

Redstone

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Maddy McCall

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Sun Jun-22-08 12:25 PM
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15. He's squenching in a fart.

That fart is doing all it can to escape, but it looks like he's got firm control of it.

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Flaxbee

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Sun Jun-22-08 12:29 PM
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16. can't he FEEL that his pants are all in a twist?

I'm sure he doesn't want to grab his butt and pull the pants back in public, but he could straighten the legs of his khakis and fix it that way - if he even knows.

The other thing that mystifies me is when people can't tell that the inside of the legs of their shorts are hiked up into their crotch - WTF?

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HEyHEY

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Sun Jun-22-08 01:49 PM
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18. Man, you photograph dorks as a hobby?

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DS1

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Sun Jun-22-08 01:52 PM
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19. I haven't taken any pictures of you

the dork store called...

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Sun Jun-22-08 01:54 PM
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20. hiyoooo

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