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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:15 PM
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Jesus. Mini Me has made a sex tape (Warning - pic included)
Edited on Wed Jun-25-08 04:18 PM by CatWoman


Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.


http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/25/mini-me-sex-tape-avert-your-eyes/
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:17 PM
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1. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
put a warning up

PICTURE INSIDE


:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:




BARF


EYE BLEACH!!!!













:rofl:




lost
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:53 PM
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2. we've gotta get you out more.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:16 PM
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13. you've said it, brother!!
:hi:
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:58 PM
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3. A guy less than 3 feet tall, copulating with a normal-sized woman?
I know it happens, but it still seems bizarre. :crazy:
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 04:59 PM
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4. Well I'm goingto go download it right now,
if I can find a torrent. :D
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:02 PM
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5. I fucking love living in this time.
Can you imagine how boring it was living in the world when dignity mattered?

Rock on, humanity. ROCK on.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:05 PM
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6. I've seen Midget porn before
It was very odd..The female midgets made bubbles(don't ask):yoiks:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:10 PM
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ok I'm dying here
I am laughing so hard my stomach hurts.....

:rofl:

bubbles

:rofl:

fucking bubbles!!!!!

:rofl:
oh a funny
didn't even try




sorry

thanks I needed that!!!!!



lost

:hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:16 PM
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12. I wish I was joking
:hide:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:06 PM
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7. So, Mini Mini Me is on display?
Count me as not interested.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:08 PM
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8. That's it!
If he can make one, I am going to make one!
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:09 PM
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9. That literature on the bed..
.. does it really say "POWER ACTOR" ???

Interesting.
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AccessGranted Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:10 PM
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10. Short People Gotta Have Fun, too!
More power to him and the girl in the video. To each his or her own. I'm sure the rest of us don't exactly look Brad and Angelina when we have sex, but then again, most us don't go around broadcasting it either. Go head, Vern!
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:16 PM
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14. No no no no no... if people see you having sex, you have no dignity.
These things are dirty and bad and wrong wrong wrong!
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AccessGranted Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:28 PM
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15. Yeah but ....
It's pretty damned funny to watch.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:14 PM
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11. Well, as Michael Caine said in Goldmember...
Edited on Wed Jun-25-08 05:15 PM by edbermac
Nigel Powers: So, er, little fella, I was wondering... is everything... in proportion... down there?

Mini-Me nods unsure.

Nigel Powers: You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look.

Mini-Me unzips his pants.

Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:45 PM
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16. The beast with a billion backs!
Strange - I wouldn't pay 2 cents to see mini wiener... but I'll pay a billion bucks to see this:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 05:46 PM
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17. Eww... he's got a total farmer's tan goin' on.
:P

Seriously, I find most people's reactions to this amusing. Oh no! Someone who doesn't fit the paragon of perfect what we think humanity should be having SEX!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-25-08 06:21 PM
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18. what tripped me out was the amount of money they are trying
to make off it: $100,000!!!!
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