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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 04:53 PM
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The other day I tried to get a truck out of the mud using a dead cow.
It didn't work. :(

We had to ask a nice lesbian prune farmer to help us. :P
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 04:55 PM
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1. Very silly.
Very silly indeed.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 06:32 PM
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2. Was that cow mutilated?
in ways that defy human imagination...?

Just asking.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:52 AM
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7. It was after WE got done with it
The farmer pulled up and did a double take. :o
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 08:31 PM
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3. I'd bet the prune farmer was plum glad to help.


For future reference,(speaking from experience) it works better if you place the dead cow in front of the rear wheel, instead of behind it.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-27-08 12:53 AM
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8. We placed it in front of the front wheel
behind the front wheel, in front of the back wheel, and behind the back wheel. :patriot:

And we left some on the ground. :P
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greendog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 08:37 PM
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4. Most dead cows, when asked to pull a truck out of the mud...
...will just push the truck deeper into the mud. Dead cows really don't like us much.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 08:48 PM
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5. What's a lesbian prune?
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carlyhippy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-26-08 09:06 PM
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6. an elderly lesbian?
carly
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