Quick. Get my secretary on the phone….

I’ve often joked here that I don’t understand how gunners can bathe or shower without their guns - and that the first company that makes a shower-proof holster would probably make a fortune.

Over dinner, my 14 yr old son suggested that the perfect commercial would go something like this:

Scene: Bates Motel. Close-up of the showerhead. Water begins to spray. A young, nubile, woman starts to soap up.

Queue the staccato violin. Flash to “mother” in the bad wig with the butcher knife. Then BANG BANG. “Mother” clutches her chest and drops. We then get a good view of the waterproof holster on the perfectly shaped leg.

Announcer: “You never know when danger will strike. You have a right to Bare Arms™”

I am not one of them, because I do not own any guns. But yeah. I can see it. Catchy name, too. You'll make a fortune in the South. Especially in Cobb County, Georgia.