Not sure how to intro this, so I will let the picture do the talking...

So like 10 guys with 500 gold each could all get together, and...

THAT would be an epic mount.

God, I can not understand the phenomenon that is WoW

edit: :rofl: at your comment.

and one guy with two thousand to beat them all with peanut butter covered swim fins while wearing a snorkel










what?

God, DS1 how the hell did you get so funny?

:rofl:

And sell it as the Craigslist WoW Elfen Fuckorama!

Here comes the Sword of Penetration!

you never know when an elf-train is coming to town

Which reminds me of that awesome aim convo...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

referring to (as an aside to the epic mount)?

If so, I have to call the ex because Little MB is now completely banned from even thinking about playing....

I have never played WoW, but I think the Epic Mount is something in the game, and can also refer to the once in a lifetime opportunity for a WoW player to get laid...

She plays at her dad's house, on his account, and supposedly never without supervision - BUT - this is just out there.

I hope little MB stays safe.

Even the hardcore WoW players I know, people who have quit their jobs and neglected their children to have more time to game, thought this was sleezy beyond all compare. Whoring yourself for your videogame might be the first indicator that you need a life. She was universally-mocked for this.

Further, If Blizzard ever figures out who she is or the buyer is...they're perma-toast. Lifetime ban. Suffice it to say, they were not happy. It's also implicitly banned in the EULA (End-User Licensing Agreement) as is any form of real-world commerce to profit in-game.

I think you have nothing to worry about, about little MB. As much as I hate WoW, this is the extreme exception, not the rule.

since neither of them exchanged any real world monies, and instead just agreed to have sex, there was no outside commerce.

I would say they are walking one dangerous line by even attempting to control the behavior of two consenting adults through an EULA...

I would love to see them try and defend that in court.

but the Blizzard EULA reads like instructions on how to be brutally-violated by a large corporate entity.

They reserve the right to ban you without explanation or cause.

They reserve the right to end the game without advanced notice or refunds.

You can be banned for using the game in a way other than as-intended by the creators.

I'm reminded of something one of my professors from college said over drinks post-graduation: "Somehow motherfuckers always win in court."

And they do.

sadly.

Can somebody explain it to me?

She wants 5k gold in WoW and she will have sex with some other WoW player.

two EPIC MOUNTS for the price of one...

I think this makes her a WoW prostitute.

Ummmm.

The sex was real, the role playing being fantasy that is :)

Jesus, if I were a dude I'd pay her to keep her clothes on. :scared:

dont deny the one lucky WoWer his 1 minute of pure bliss...

:rofl:

that it got spread around, LOL.

but it's a good example of why I never do more than dabble in MMOs. :P

Insert dog and broccoli.

:rofl:

She's not averse to group/anal - maybe dog and broccoli is OK?

Faced with that scenario.

as per the instructions.