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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 03:34 PM
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Brett Favre doesn't believe in hunting
because the word 'hunting' infers the probability of failure. Brett Favre doesn't go hunting. Brett Favre goes killing.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 03:39 PM
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1. hahah
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 03:47 PM
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4. Two points
1. Whenever someone gets skunked fishing. I always tell them that's why it's called fishing instead of catching.

2. A lot of old Bill Brasky / Chuck Norris jokes can be recycled into Brett Favre jokes: Brett Favre is not hung like a horse; horses are hung like Brett Favre.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 03:41 PM
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2. Is Brett Favre the new Chuck Norris?
:rofl:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 03:48 PM
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5. Is Chuck Norris the old Bill Brasky?
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 03:42 PM
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3. He can kill ants with a magnifying glass
AT NIGHT!
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He watches 60 minutes in 20 minutes

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He grinds his coffee with his own teeth and boils it with his own rage
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-12-08 04:01 PM
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6. Brett Favre's semen can form into a liquid human, like the guy from Terminator 2
Brett Favre once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
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