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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 05:10 PM
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Here's a joke from my 11 year old I promised I share with you all.
Q: Why do Republicans always pay for everything with the exact amount?

A: They're afraid of change.


Looks like I have to teach him about deficit spending. :)
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I Have A Dream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:17 PM
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1. That's pretty good!
:D

Thanks, son of Pacifist Patriot!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:18 PM
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2. Hah! Sounds like your 11-year-old son and my 11-year-old son would be buddies.
Mine is very political, already, much to the delight of his 5th grade teacher, who is a huge Obama supporter. :)
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:19 PM
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3. That's one enlightened kiddo.
:thumbsup:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:19 PM
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4. That's cute.
:)
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 08:24 PM
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5. lol!
I'll have to send that one to my redneck coworker, whom refuses to learn anything but piping for exactly the same reasoning ;)
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 11:20 PM
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6. Just modify the question (but not the answer):
Q: Why do Republicans pay for everything by credit card?
A: They're afraid of change
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 11:23 PM
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7. to be fair, the deficit spending is purchased on credit...
so technically the joke is correct. :D
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 11:25 PM
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8. He is one smart boy!
You should be proud...

:hi:
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