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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:41 PM
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The three paragraphs that hooked me.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:44 PM
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1. My dear Ptah!
OK, now you've got me going too!

What book is this?

C'mon, spill!

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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:58 PM
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3. 'Bucking The Sun' by Ivan Doig:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 06:52 PM
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2. here are some of my 3 paragraph favorites which got me hooked
Edited on Sun Jul-13-08 06:54 PM by DS1
Since then the Deliverator has kept the gun in the glove compartment and relied, instead, on a matched set of samurai swords, which have always been his weapon of choice anyhow. The punks in Gila Highlands weren't afraid of the gun, so the Deliverator was forced to use it. But swords need no demonstration.

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.

Why is the Deliverator so equipped? Because people rely on him. He is a role model. This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it--we're talking trade balances here--once we've brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they're making cars in Bolivia and microwaves in Tadzhikistan and selling them here--once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel--once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of what a Pakistani bricklayer would consider to be prosperity--y'know what? There's only four things we do better than anyone else

  • music
  • movies
  • microcode (software)
  • high-speed pizza delivery
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:01 PM
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4. "Snow Crash" by Neil Stephenson?
It's familiar but I can't place it yet? It reads like Stephenson.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-13-08 07:06 PM
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5. yeah
not the three paragraphs I really wanted, but these were online, and conveyed the gist of the book
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