The Lounge Semi Quarterly Limerick Thread

bluesbassman

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Sat Jul-19-08 02:10 AM
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The Lounge Semi Quarterly Limerick Thread

I'll open with:

There once was a man from Beirut
Who had seven warts on his root
He poured acid on these
And now when he pees
He plays the damn thing like a flute!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sat Jul-19-08 02:23 AM
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1. There once was a young lass from Mars

Who diddled herself with cigars
She said, "I come faster
when using Dutch Master
But White Owls can show me the stars"

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Whisp

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Sat Jul-19-08 02:51 AM
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2. There once was a guy from Boston

who rode around in an Austin
he had room for his ass
and a gallon of gas
but his balls hung outside
and he lost'em

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