Datasuspect reviews: "The Butcher's Cut: Store Brand Beef Salami"

datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 09:56 AM
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Datasuspect reviews: "The Butcher's Cut: Store Brand Beef Salami"

i laughed, i cried, i got the runs. this is some vile ass shit. doesn't even have the peppercorns that redeem other low grade salami.

i say, spend the extra 4 bucks on volpi or something nice.

because this shit is all lips, dicks, and assholes.

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 10:55 AM
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1. Chuck Matheson of the Utility Grade Beef Council says, "The Butcher's Cut is the Butcher's ASS"

not much of an endorsement.

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 10:57 AM
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2. Szigmund Tocjecz WILL NOT eat anything that isn't smoked first

i wonder if he eats generic salami.

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 11:00 AM
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3. The Muncie Star Ledger has an ad for cotto salami on sale for $1.29

at strack and van till.

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 11:35 AM
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4. The Shreveport Times says Beef Salami has 500 grams of fat

per serving

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ThomCat

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Sat Jul-19-08 12:21 PM
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5. And yet, that doesn't give you any incentive to eat less meat?

:shrug:

Whatever diet you choose, please be well. :hug:

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 12:26 PM
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6. absolutely not

but we're talking low grade salami here.

there are some salami varieties out there that are downright artisanal.

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nuxvomica

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Sat Jul-19-08 12:26 PM
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7. Best. Review. Of anything. Ever.

Edited on Sat Jul-19-08 12:27 PM by nuxvomica

I'm stealing that last line for a movie review. It's just so wonderfully portable. :rofl:

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 01:51 PM
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9. i thought it was freakin hilarious!

Edited on Sat Jul-19-08 02:01 PM by datasuspect

almost a masterpiece. just the title alone.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Sat Jul-19-08 01:21 PM
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8. it is a porn film...

right?

:D

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datasuspect

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Sat Jul-19-08 01:51 PM
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10. no

meat

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Sat Jul-19-08 01:54 PM
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11. did it make you

cut the cheese? :D

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