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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 10:28 AM
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Two men who don't pee all over public toilet seats: YOU REALLY EXIST?!
Edited on Sat Jul-19-08 10:29 AM by HypnoToad
Every time I see a toilet in a men's room, it's as if it had rained... I'll spare any golden shower jokes.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 10:29 AM
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1. i sit down to pee
and i'm a guy. so this pisses me off.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 10:30 AM
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2. I do the same thing.
I hate splatter, it's less messy, rather less to clean up, mop up, or anything else up... far more convenient... besides, we do enough standing during the day as it is.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 10:31 AM
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3. dude, i was joking
i usually pee outside anyway.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 10:32 AM
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4. Outside?! Dang. Not an easy task if people are gawkin' around the neighborhood...


:rofl:
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 10:42 AM
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5. You are
evil. :rofl:
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 02:35 PM
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7. What kinda guy sits in a urinal?
:shrug:
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Q3JR4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 02:16 PM
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6. I try to treat others like
I want to be treated. That means that I lift the seat, do my business, and then put it back down again.

The best part is that the rules don't have to change when I'm in a bathroom used by everyone (which sometimes happens).

Q3JR4.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-19-08 02:46 PM
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8. I posted a similar sentiment a while back
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5318065
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