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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:05 PM
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ok, if I can't sell a kidney how about finding a sugar daddy?
or a job that actually pays well? or hell even the ability to go back in time a couple years and rent out my uterus. Something. Have I mentioned lately that the economy SUCKS?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:06 PM
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1. If you find a sugar daddy who prefers boys, lemme know.
I need money too. :P
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:07 PM
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2. maybe we can get a 2 for 1 deal
with someone really kinky. What do you think?
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:11 PM
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7. Hey, whatever works.
:thumbsup:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:07 PM
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3. Sure. sell a sugar daddy.
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kat_kringle Donating Member (494 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:08 PM
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4. hey, sugar daddy, hansel needs some sugar in his bowl...
i've got a sweet tooth, for licorice drops and jelly rolls....

-hedwig

economy does rather suck, i'd say. yes. lets see, i think you should sell your.....adenoids? or maybe a toe? there might be a good toe market out there.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 09:50 PM
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9. Whiskey and french cigarettes...
a motorbike with high-speed jets,
a Waterpik, a Cuisinart
and a hypo-allergenic dog.
I want all the luxuries of the modern age,
and every item on every page
in the Lillian Vernon catalogue.
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kat_kringle Donating Member (494 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 10:56 PM
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10. don't forget:
it's the car wash, ladies and gentleman!
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:08 PM
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5. I don't know about a sugar daddy, but I could use a sugar momma.
:)
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:10 PM
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6. If I had some sugar
I'd be your sugar daddy maybe :P
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 08:13 PM
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8. Here you go Connonym, don't say I never helped ya out!


And FWIW, I agree, the economy sucks right now. I hope things smooth out for you soon.:hi:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 11:01 PM
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11. I think we need to pool our resources and share big place somewhere.
I'm sure we could all save money if we were all helping each other. :)

I'd save a fortune by living with people who can cook, because having to buy 3 meals per day at Manhattan prices is killing me. Think of the gas money we'd save by combining errands. And anyone with kids could definitely save on babysitting. I'm really good with most kids and I'm happy to babysit.

Rent per room tends to go way down when you get bigger places with more rooms. So we'd all save on rent. Being able to buy in bulk we'd save money on a whole lot of stuff in the house.

The way the economy is going I think more people need to consider living together.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 11:09 PM
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12. I agree
Of course you'd need to move here because I can't take my kids out of the metro area. But Lizzie lives here and PeaceNikki and Retro and Dolo and Al and lots of other people. Did I mention I'm a good cook?
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