Intelligent Design or Evolution? - Democratic Underground

Crazy Dave

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:29 PM
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Poll question: Intelligent Design or Evolution?

The perfect placement of the hands for self gratification whether male or female.

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Deja Q

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:33 PM
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1. Devolution

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Crazy Dave

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:39 PM
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3. As far as the human species goes

For surviving, evolving and adapting for hundreds and thousands of years, devolution is exactly what's happening. No kidding. How many people in the developed world would be able to survive without a climate controlled environment, a grocery store and electricity?

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flvegan

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:38 PM
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2. This might be a good time for IBTL.

It's a fringe bet.

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Crazy Dave

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:44 PM
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7. I got to confess

I have no idea what IBTL means and I see it all the time here :shrug:

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keithjx

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:49 PM
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10. IBTL = in before the lock, yo.

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:40 PM
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4. Natural selection.

Edited on Mon Jul-21-08 04:40 PM by primate1

Everyone whos arms were too long or short just gave up on life, because what fun is it if you can't diddle yourself?

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skooooo

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:40 PM
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5. Evolution - 100%

No doubt in my mind.

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DarkTirade

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:43 PM
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6. I believe in a combination of those theories.

For instance, I believe that monkeys evolved from the Bible.

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Crazy Dave

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:46 PM
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8. I thought monkeys evolved from this guy

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DarkTirade

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:48 PM
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9. No, monkeys are at least intelligent enough to pick parasites off their fellows

and coordinated enough to sling poo with some degree of accuracy.

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LostInAnomie

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Mon Jul-21-08 04:52 PM
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11. Nature finds a way.

If we didn't have a natural way to masturbate, we would have created one.

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