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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 05:52 PM
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Why is most alcohol consumed via beverages rather than foods?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 05:56 PM
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1. easy
It gets into the bloodstream faster...and therefore gets you drunk/buzzed faster.
It
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:05 PM
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2. Chewing gets in the way.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:06 PM
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3. Because cooking evaporates most of it
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:23 PM
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4. Why aren't there salad dressings with alcohol?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:31 PM
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5. You may have just found your marketing niche
:D
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:32 PM
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6. Well, there is rum cake.
:-)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:32 PM
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7. I think this is a question for the R/T or Women's Rights Forum
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:33 PM
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8. There's always room for Jell-O shots.
Always.
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:40 PM
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9. Obviously you've never had the Alchoburger®.
A vodka-soaked 1/2 pound beef patty, with vodka-infused pickles, vodka-lathered onions, vodka-filled American cheese, vodka-permeated mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard, vodka-packed iceberg lettuce, all sandwiched between a delicious, fluffy bun with plenty of vodka introduced during the baking process. Add a side of vodka-loaded fries with plenty of vodka dipping sauce and a refreshing vodka and vodka shake, and you've got yourself a one-way trip to liver failure!
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:45 PM
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10. Replace "vodka" with "bourbon," and I might actually be down for that.
:evilgrin:
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:49 PM
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11. Ahh... The Alcohburger® Royale™, eh?
Classy! :evilgrin:
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tismyself Donating Member (501 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:53 PM
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12. good lord, man
I wouldn't even adulterate my Penderyn with water.
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