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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 02:57 PM
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My back hurts, so I'm forming a kiss-my-ass sympathy express!
I'm the engine. Hook onto my back and kiss away!



Why? Because it hurts! :cry:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:02 PM
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1. bend over, then


*creak*






sucker!
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:17 PM
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2. ...
:cry:
























:P
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:20 PM
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3. I bet mine hurts more.
I think I pinched a nerve. My back hurts so much my leg hurts.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:23 PM
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4. Oh no! Get one of those icy hot patches.
They're completely tripping, but effective. I'm wearing one as I type.

I hope your back feels better. :hug: (but not too hard)
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:24 PM
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6. I'm seriously contemplating getting out that rubbery hot water bottle thingy.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:26 PM
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9. That'll work, too.
Another trick is to take a small face towel, wet it, then microwave it in a tupperware dish for about a minute until it's steamy. That can also help.
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:23 PM
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5. Have you tried icing it?
Icing my back usually does wonders after strenuous excercise, like running from the cops when I'm drunk.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:25 PM
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8. It's not a strain, it's more like a knot that I "earned" while sitting on my ass...
breaking into the IRS database. I'm a baddass. :P
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:45 PM
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17. From what I understand, it doesn't matter
Edited on Tue Jul-22-08 03:45 PM by Symarip
My chiropractor once told me, if I ever feel any discomfort in my back, to ice it. He said if everyone iced their backs, he'd be out of a job. If it's a knot, I've been told cold to hot compresses work the best.

And I never questioned your badassery. Damn the man!
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:24 PM
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7. Hold still, damnit.
:P
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:26 PM
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10. Wait... are you kissing my ass or my back?
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:27 PM
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11. I'm a jack of all trades.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:28 PM
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12. "Jack" being the operative word.
;)

:loveya:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:30 PM
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13. Yes.
;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:30 PM
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14. I'm all puckered up

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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:32 PM
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15. Take your time, darlin'. Take your time.
:P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 03:36 PM
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16. But of course
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