You just made it big as a musician, what's your first album going to be called?

kat_kringle

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:40 PM
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You just made it big as a musician, what's your first album going to be called?

Mine is: No one's hung Connie Chung

anyone else?? :hi:

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DS1

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:42 PM
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1. It came from The Lounge

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bif

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:49 PM
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2. "High Mass. Low Mass. Critical Mass."

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Deja Q

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:51 PM
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3. 'Slaughtering Slut'

Or is that too 1990s-sounding?

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kat_kringle

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:51 PM
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23. not at all!

this is my 2nd fave (next to the hypno applesauce thing)

maybe 'slaughtering slut' could be a country album??? :rofl:

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crimsonblue

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:51 PM
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4. why would she be hung?

people are hanged, not hung. :P nice title

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Bake

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:57 PM
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6. I beg your pardon.

Some of us are WELL-HUNG.

Harrumpppph.

Bake

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crimsonblue

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:03 PM
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8. if your mom was Nancy Well

and you dad Bob Hung, then yes, that is possible. Otherwise, no, you are not Well-Hung.

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crimsonblue

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:52 PM
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5. since my band would be

The John Bolton Moustache Troupe, I think we'd name our first LP "Who wants a moustache ride?"

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Midlodemocrat

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Tue Jul-22-08 03:58 PM
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7. Douchebaggery at the Olive Garden

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Radical Activist

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:04 PM
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9. Kudzu delight

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Parche

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:46 PM
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35. "Bunco In America"

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kat_kringle

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:17 PM
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41. check out the album cover for a band called, kids in the kitchen,

if it's the one i'm thinking of, there should be ridiculous metallic eggs in the photo.

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Radical Activist

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:05 PM
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10. First inaugural undress

Edited on Tue Jul-22-08 04:05 PM by Radical Activist

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Guava Jelly

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:05 PM
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11. Twice porked cook

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:16 PM
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12. Sawdust n spitoons.

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:17 PM
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13. Legend of the Curvy Cock.

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:18 PM
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14. His Dewdrop Encrusted Chin

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:19 PM
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15. Penelope Eats Pork Rinds

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Deja Q

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:19 PM
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16. 'Sperm Donor'

:crazy:

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:20 PM
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17. Fellatio and Flatulence

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Deja Q

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:21 PM
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18. 'Beanstalks and Applesauce - Hypno Sings the Brady Kids Classics'

:yoiks:

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kat_kringle

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:49 PM
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22. my current fave!

:rofl:

it also could be the title of a raffi album.

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:22 PM
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19. Vegemite Panties.

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kat_kringle

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:15 PM
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30. hey, just think!

you're second album could be, 'marmite briefs'

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:22 PM
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20. I Farted When We First Kissed

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:24 PM
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21. The Comb-over Revolution

Edited on Tue Jul-22-08 04:25 PM by RadiationTherapy

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KamaAina

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Tue Jul-22-08 04:52 PM
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24. "KamaAina Hasn't Heard of You, Either"

Bryan Adams wanted to do that, but the record co. wussed out. :P

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AwakeAtLast

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Tue Jul-22-08 05:34 PM
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25. Cornflake Chicken

:rofl:

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Swede

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Tue Jul-22-08 05:36 PM
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26. Dark Seid of the Moon.

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Tue Jul-22-08 05:43 PM
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27. Near-Life Experience.

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Kutjara

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Tue Jul-22-08 05:44 PM
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28. "An Exercise in Self-Indulgence - Opus 4" n/t

Edited on Tue Jul-22-08 06:34 PM by Kutjara

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redwitch

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Tue Jul-22-08 05:56 PM
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29. Larry

:-)

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Deja Q

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:18 PM
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31. "'That is not a Baseball Bat DownThere!' - and 20 other modern day country songs!"

:yoiks:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:33 PM
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32. The Garbisch Collection

And this would be the cover.

I know it's pretty erudite; but I've always been amused by the name of the couple that was so into "American Naive" paintings.

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SKKY

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:35 PM
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33. Don't thank me. Thank the Spaghetti Monster for people like me...

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Anarcho-Socialist

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:39 PM
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34. Zombie Jesus Comes Alive!

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av8rdave

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Tue Jul-22-08 06:46 PM
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36. Celebrity Colonoscopy

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ForrestGump

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Tue Jul-22-08 11:14 PM
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37. My first outing? Hmmm...

"Anthology: A Life In Music"

Get it over with at the start.

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Aristus

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Tue Jul-22-08 11:51 PM
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38. Aristus - "Results Not Typical."

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

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DarkTirade

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Tue Jul-22-08 11:54 PM
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39. My original idea would have been 'Crossing the Highway'

because I wanted to name my band Dead Frog. The cover would be a cartoonish frog with a tire track down its back.

Unfortunately some crappy band took that name back in the 90s, and although they no longer exist they already used the name and so now I can't. :(

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amitten

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Wed Jul-23-08 01:17 AM
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40. Plib. n/t

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Forkboy

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:44 PM
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42. "It Not The Heat, It's The Humanity"

or

"Bite Size Monstrosity"

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Symarip

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:47 PM
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43. Letters To Jodie Foster

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PBS Poll-435

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:49 PM
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44. ROFL

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Symarip

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:54 PM
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45. I figured someone would get it...

And I call dibs because I really am in a band (sometimes).

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Zuiderelle

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:55 PM
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46. Hymens and Bellybuttons

Edited on Wed Jul-23-08 03:20 PM by PelosiFan

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LynneSin

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:55 PM
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47. FUCK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH

I figured I'd have a good market for it

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HEyHEY

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Wed Jul-23-08 02:56 PM
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48. "I made it big as a musician"

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regularguy

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:05 PM
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49. "Nah Nah NahNah Nah!" n/t

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XNASA

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:07 PM
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50. "With Sympathy"

:eyes:

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Tikki

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:12 PM
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51. "My Son The Doctor"....

Let's see, I'm a 60 year old woman who still plays electric bass from time to time...

I could hawk the album at bus stop benches.

Tikki

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behave

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:14 PM
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52. Behave Sings Songs

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saras

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:27 PM
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53. Sects With Children

And it's got one of those Victorian pictures of the big midwestern Christian family glowering like the photographer was Satan himself.

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Iggo

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:33 PM
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54. "If You Love Me Lift Your Leg."

:headbang:

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MrCoffee

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:38 PM
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55. Courtesy Flush

Edited on Wed Jul-23-08 03:38 PM by MrCoffee

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RedShoes

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:40 PM
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56. "Live Music Walking" eom

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:43 PM
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57. I've actually been totally enamoured with the idea of calling an album "A Monarch and an Anarchist"

It'd be a concept album about the struggle for freedom from oppression through an anarchist lens.

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Z_I_Peevey

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Wed Jul-23-08 03:52 PM
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58. I have the breakout single. It's

"I Woulda Shot His Pecker Off, But the Damn Thing Was an Innie."

A country album. I can't decide whether to call it

"Songs for a Cheatin' Scumbag," or "Why I'm Not in Prison."

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kat_kringle

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Wed Jul-23-08 11:51 PM
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59. everyone: !!

thank you for your ideas! i honestly can't even begin to think of responses or feed back. they were too amazing.

rock n' roll (sean bateman(sp) style), and muhalo (hunter s. style).

peace-

kk

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Jul-23-08 11:54 PM
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60. Lickskillet

because it is that damn good.

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kat_kringle

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Thu Jul-24-08 12:06 AM
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61. you are killing me!

that is aMAZing! seriously. i am going to have to draw up an album cover for that and post it sometime down the road, that is if you don't mind.

:hi:

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Thu Jul-24-08 12:17 AM
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62. go for it!! I would be honored!

:blush:

:hi:

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Symarip

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Thu Jul-24-08 03:23 PM
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63. Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

:evilgrin:

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meegbear

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Thu Jul-24-08 03:40 PM
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64. If I was Gonna Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You

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Fire Walk With Me

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Thu Jul-24-08 03:50 PM
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65. Taking Liger Mountain (by Strategy)

Couldn't bring myself to say "strategery".

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Deja Q

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Thu Jul-24-08 03:54 PM
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66. 'Motherlode of an Ode - Sung by the Toad'

:rofl:

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underpants

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Thu Jul-24-08 03:57 PM
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67. Greatest Hits

Alien Antfarm DID title their first album that

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bif

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Thu Jul-24-08 04:06 PM
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68. "If it's Brown."

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NewEnglandGirl

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Thu Jul-24-08 04:22 PM
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69. In Our Next Life n/t

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Thu Jul-24-08 04:31 PM
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70. LOLzerectomy.

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