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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:08 PM
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Poll question: Skittles v. Chuck Norris
Who wins?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:10 PM
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1. Skittles hands down
She'd kick that Pu__ys ass!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:10 PM
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2. Dude! Whoever voted for Chuck Norris Skittles is going to kick your ass!
:o
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:11 PM
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4. there is only one thing that scares Chuck Norris
Edited on Mon Jul-28-08 06:11 PM by jasonc
Skittles...

:P
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:11 PM
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3. She'd break the fist that hides behind his beard
then she'd make him cry, just so she can use his tears to cure cancer.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:11 PM
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5. Thats a good idea
Edited on Mon Jul-28-08 06:12 PM by jasonc
I am glad I thought of it...

:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 06:12 PM
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6. Chuck Norris of course
He's an actual bad-ass. The only person badder than him is Bob Barker.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 07:24 PM
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7. Chuck Norris
is a better actor.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 08:38 PM
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8. Skittles, of course. She kicks ass. She's also smokin' hot.
Can't say that about Chuck...
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 08:40 PM
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9. Don't let her fool you. Skittles is a pushover.
Just blow her a kiss, and she'll melt into a real sweetie.

/muah, skittles.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:24 PM
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14. trying to tongue me again, Blue-Jay?
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:40 PM
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16. Again? Did I miss something important?
Ya big softie. :hug:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 08:47 PM
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10. Chuck Norris would run scared from Skittles
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 08:52 PM
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11. Chuck Norris loses for being a right wing asshat.
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 08:58 PM
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12. Chuck Norris can't fight without a choreographer!
Just make sure there's no cameras rolling, and no script that says he has to win, and Skittles will definitely Kick His Republican Ass!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:23 PM
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13. Crop circles
are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes, corn just needs to lay the fuck down. I can make Chuck Norris lay the fuck down too. :7
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:37 PM
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15. ROFLMAO
:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:50 PM
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17. If Skittles has $5 and Chuck Norris has $5...
then Skittles has $10.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:51 PM
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18. Ha!
:rofl:
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:18 AM
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20. ROFLMAO
:rofl:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-08 09:55 PM
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19. Skittles does not sleep. She waits.
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