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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 03:52 PM
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So, what is it that cats actually do?
:shrug:

i have one, he's cool, but i still wonder...

on second thought...:hide:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:00 PM
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1. As little as possible.
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:00 PM
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2. Bingo!
You win da prize!

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:02 PM
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3. that's why i like to wake mine up
then i say, "yeah, see how you like having to get up when you don't feel like it" :spank:

then he gives me that eyes-half-closed look. :eyes:
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:41 PM
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10. You mean this look?


I just woke him up from a nap. He's usually much cuter:

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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:05 PM
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4. Mine do this:


The beagle was the neighbor's dog from next door.

Was.

mikey_the_rat
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:06 PM
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5. Interact with mice






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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:04 PM
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24. Cats will keep your home rodent free.
It's a sport to them.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:10 PM
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27. Mine certainly have.
:thumbsup:
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:35 PM
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30. They are excellent for that. I haven't seen a mouse in my house in years,
except for the trophies that Toots brings in to show me. That seems to be all she catches. She isn't a birder and at only 6-7 pounds, she isn't going to tackle anything very big.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 04:08 AM
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37. I wish my cats would do that
But they're not that useful. I think they play with the mice, then let them go.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:07 PM
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6. Mine's helpful.
She lies down on the okra seedlings to make sure they don't grow too fast.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 08:51 PM
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21. Okra? How you gonna cook that? I haven't tried for years.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:32 PM
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28. I love okra!
Sometimes I make it rinsed, sliced, rolled in corn meal and fried - melts in the mouth without being slimy. Sometimes I add it to soup as a thickener.

I might try canning okra pickles this year, too - I expect to have a lot of them.

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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 01:15 AM
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32. I'm gonna try the 'rolled in corn meal and fried'. Last time I made okra I failed...hard & slimey
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:00 PM
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7. They don't do. They *are*.
And they know that's enough.
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:35 PM
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8. There are two kinds; furniture cats and interactive cats
I have three interactive cats. They cuddle with me when I wake up in the morning, one I take for walks around the neighborhood, the other two are play and toy FANATICS who can never get enough attention. If I run an errand they wait for me to return by the door, then greet me enthusiastically when I walk in and inspect everything I've brought with me. They are also efficient bug killers.

The cat I grew up with was a furniture cat. She didn't do a damn thing, so she may as well have been a throw pillow. I was strictly a "dog person" until I went to college and adopted my first velcro kitty. I had no idea interactive cats existed until then!
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:38 PM
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9. What do YOU do for THEM?
That's the real question.

For example, Brianna, aka She Who Must Be Obeyed, having been fed, is now looking for a comfortable spot to snooze, while fussing at me for not purchasing additional dairy products.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:54 PM
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11. They just are
I've got one in particular that I wonder why I even feed her 'cause she hates my guts, refuses to be petted and fights with the other cats.

But when I'm sick, she's the one in my lap trying to purr me better.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:56 PM
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12. I have one of those (out of my five).
Doesn't really have much to do with me, but he can tell if I feel bad and snuggles up next to me and purrs at me.
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 04:36 AM
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38. I have one like that.
She's usually aloof but if either I or my wife doesn't feel well she senses it and snuggles.

Grim Creeper: Cat senses when patients will die

From Providence (a coincidence??) comes this unusual story about a cat named Oscar who so far has foreshadowed the deaths of 25 nursing home patients by curling up beside them in their last hours. That track record has led staff at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center to call family members whenever the otherwise aloof Oscar takes up his watch. It usually means a patient has less than four hours of life left.

"He doesn't make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die," Dr. David Dosa said in an interview with the Associated Press. "Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one."

Dosa, a geriatrician and an assistant professor of medicine at Brown University, describes the phenomenon in tomorrow's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

The 2-year-old Oscar was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the facility for people with Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and other illnesses.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/07/the-grim-creepe.html
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:58 PM
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13. They play when you want to play. They sleep when you want to sleep. They
snuggle when you want to hold them. They type in political forums sometimes. They welcome you home and say goodbye to you when you leave. And they ask for nothing back except to be fed twice a day and perhaps a clean littre box. And they are cute as all get out.
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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 06:08 PM
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14. They're alarm clocks.
One of mine gets me up every morning at Five AM on the dot. Even if I fall asleep at Four AM.
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littlebit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 06:12 PM
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15. They some how manage
to delete entire play lists from Itunes for you. They also are good at knocking stuff off of counters for their K-9 buddies.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 06:19 PM
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16. Gracie walked on the keyboard of my laptop so many times
the "D" key snapped off...

x(
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littlebit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 06:31 PM
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18. Thats to funny
What is it about cats and keyboards? Lucy sleeps on the keyboard for my home computer. After the Itunes incident I had to start putting it in the drawer when I wasn't using it.
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 07:48 PM
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20. My cat sleeps on my keyboard only when she knows I'm using it.
Edited on Tue Jul-29-08 07:50 PM by pink-o
Otherwise, it's my lap.

"Furniture" cats: does that include lap fungus Bombays??
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 06:21 PM
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17. My three entertain me all day long
They are always doing something either adorable or funny. :)
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 07:32 PM
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19. Umm...
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 08:56 PM
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22. Eat. shit. shred furniture. shred humans. get high on catnip. sleep.
not a bad life, really.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:03 PM
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23. Put cat toys in my shoes.
Turn food into fur and poo.
Provide endless entertainment.
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Rhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:09 PM
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25. They "cute" at you...
That's all it takes to get you to do whatever they want!

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 01:14 PM
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51. OMG lol
:rofl:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:10 PM
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26. My cat keeps our house free of flies, spiders, and other crawling bugs.
He earns his keep.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 09:34 PM
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29. Show us how life should be lived.
Sleep, eat, scratch, and order other people to clean up after us.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 10:02 PM
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31. hubby says cats are terribly complex, beta altering robots; they're always around somewhere...
and if you can't find them right off just peel your clothes off and down to your B-Day suit in what you think is a private moment all to yourself...that's when you'll likely get 'that feeling', turn and they will be there just looking at you and your various glories with that, "Is that all you have? Is that all there is?" look about them...a true Rosemary Clooney moment

But I love Tim just the way he is :)
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 01:25 AM
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33. My cat has saved my life many times.
I never would have known there were deadly dangerous toilet paper rolls in my apartment if she hadn't destroyed them for me. TP rolls can come up on you in your sleep and bite you and give you Ebola, you know.
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:12 AM
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34. We'll never know the answer. Humans are on a "need to know" basis only
Edited on Wed Jul-30-08 02:12 AM by Heidi
with regard to feline activities.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 02:40 AM
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35. Mine allow me to live here with them.
My oldest one is very friendly and cuddly. However, she does think she owns the place, and insists upon being worshiped. I just think it's funny, and she is properly spoiled.

The younger cat has always been my problem child. Which is why I think he needs more TLC. I affectionately refer to him as "snarly butt".

He doesn't like to be held, petted, or coddled during the day. But as soon as I go to bed, he wants immediate attention. He especially likes to have his face rubbed and massaged. And he always sleeps on me. What a rascal.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 03:03 AM
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36. annoying things
here is my Riff Raff as an LOLCAT:

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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 04:38 AM
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39. Your Riff Raff is one of my favorite DU cats!
Is he named after this guy?

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 04:43 AM
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41. I do love Riff Raff from Rocky and
Edited on Wed Jul-30-08 04:47 AM by Skittles
it did occur to me the name fit because when I trapped Riff Raff he was an injured long-haired stray with a lot of bald spots - but
honestly, the name is in homage to my English grandmother, who referred to the long-haired musician types I loved to date as a teenager as "bloody riff raff" :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 04:46 AM
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42. Hahahahaha!
:hug:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 04:41 AM
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40. Let me see
I've got one that fetches Soda pop caps like a dog.
He puppy dogs me wherever I go(It's very Annoying).

I have one that is extra whiny and needy.
She likes to claw my arm to pet her but wont let me put her on my lap (It's very Annoying).

I have one that poops on the bathroom floor,Yelps "mroooooooow" at nothing,licks plastic ."SLURP" ,"SLURP" ,"SLURP"(It's very Annoying).
They are pretty much just annoying.
But I love them so whuddaya do?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 05:02 AM
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43. HEY - SHE'S NOT A LAP CAT
GET OVER IT :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 05:03 AM
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44. Seems I have problems getting females of all species to sit on my lap
Edited on Wed Jul-30-08 05:05 AM by GoPsUx
:rofl: :hi:
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 05:06 AM
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45. WE LET YOU PAW US
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? :hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 05:26 AM
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46. More than enough
:D :hi:
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 01:16 PM
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52. no, it's not enough
i have to sit at work for 8+ hours, he can sit on my lap for 10 minutes. :eyes:
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My Good Babushka Donating Member (966 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 08:29 AM
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47. My cat stalks me
I think he want to burrow into me and wear me, like a human suit.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 08:31 AM
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48. chew on your toothbrush
:evilgrin:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 08:35 AM
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49. Toby does this (potentially upsetting photograph, beware)


(PS the mouse was already dead, killed instantly - he brought it in in perfect condition, except it was wet around the neck - probably saliva; he broke its neck)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 01:23 PM
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53. Satan Cat.
:hide:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 01:26 PM
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54. No need to hide. You've got it right.
You should hear him growl.
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 01:29 PM
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55. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr or hissssssssss?
or a bit of both?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 02:33 PM
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60. both, but when he's got a toy (or actual prey) he growls if any
other cat comes near.

He just hisses when he's scared. Yep, 'Fraidy Satan. LOL
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 02:35 PM
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61. What is he afraid of?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 02:52 PM
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62. Loud noises, thunder, and people besides me & Mrs. V.
And his own shadow.

Also there are a lot of cats in our household, and every now and then one will sneak up on another . . . it's pretty funny. :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 03:05 PM
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63. Does this scare him?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 03:09 PM
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64. well, he's never seen that face before, so yeah, probably!
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 06:06 PM
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50. I suspect mine may be technical gurus

"What are you good for?" is what my friend's significant other always asks the cats. Whenever I am at her house, I hear him ask that of the cats and so when I go home, I, too, say, "What are you good for?"

Immediately after I asked that the first time, the cable TV reception went bad in the bedroom. The TV is on top of the armoire, so I climbed up on a stepstool to fix the connections. But try as I might, I couldn't fix it. I walked away from the job and one of my cats used the stepstool to jump up there and bravo, the reception worked. I don't know what she touched, jiggled, twisted or jogged but the reception worked until a few weeks later when the cable guy came and told me the problem was really on the other end of the house.

I had another incident like that when I was hooking up the Roku.

Thus they are not only good for cuddles and laughs, they are a kind of furry help desk.

Cher
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 01:47 PM
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56. They run the house.
You get up when they say, you feed them when they say, you let them out when they say, you let them in when they say, you clean the box when they say, you give treats when they say, you look for ghosts when they say, you appreciate the gifts they give you (snakes, rats, frogs, mice, roaches, lizards, sticks, rocks, potatoes, etc.) And then you get up again to go earn money for cat food when they say.

In between they either take a nap, or sleep on your head.

So it all comes down to yelling or sleeping: That's what they do.
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 02:24 PM
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57. They enrich our lives. nt
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 02:31 PM
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58. Mine sleep until the kids go to bed
Then they want my attention.

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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-31-08 02:33 PM
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59. They hunt mice. Until there aren't anymore mice. Then they sleep. nt
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