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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 07:34 PM
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster manifested himself in my spaghetti! I saw Him!
I saw Him! I saw Him! His Noodly appendage was in my bowl of spaghetti this afternoon! Peace Be Unto His Carbohydrates!
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:41 PM
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1. How do you know that the FSM is male?
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:46 PM
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2. There is NO mistaking....
certain appendages, Noodly or not!
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:56 PM
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7. It could just be a really long...
...never mind.

I don't think anybody can be sure. Has anyone asked the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:47 PM
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3. Plus the Gospel says the FSM is a guy
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:55 PM
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6. Just another patriarchal bullshit religion!
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 10:06 PM
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8. The author did mention that...
... it was just by convention. Nothing else..

BTW, your sarcasm is making the floor a mess.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:47 PM
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4. MY Flying Spaghetti Monster is definitely female!
:P
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 09:53 PM
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5. Yeah, but will Pastafarians
Bid for the plate on eBay?

Ramen.
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Connonym Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-30-08 10:51 PM
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9. Did you list it for sale on Ebay? Don't pass up this valuable opportunity
he/she showed him/herself to you so that you might make a profit (or a prophet, the Rastafarian rules may have been poorly translated)
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