I *nailed* the bitch! - Democratic Underground

XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 12:53 AM
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I *nailed* the bitch!

That black widow that was behind the garage door that caught the snake a few days ago?

I just went in there and put the SMACK DOWN on her ass with a lathe.

Usually I leave the little critters alone, but she was just cramping my style.

THIS IS SPARTA! :o

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elshiva

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Sun Aug-03-08 12:55 AM
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1. Uh-Oh, bad luck.

It's bad luck to kill a spider, that's what my mom always says. Throw some salt over your left shoulder quick.

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 12:57 AM
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3. I've heard that too

But I also think it might be bad luck to have a black widow web blocking one of the three doors to your house.

She's been bugging me for months, and I can just see myself forgetting she's there. :scared:

She was also bad luck for a little snake the other night. :(

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Whoa_Nelly

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Sun Aug-03-08 12:57 AM
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2. A black widow that did in a snake??? How did I miss that thread????

Edited on Sun Aug-03-08 12:57 AM by Whoa_Nelly

Once had a black widow at a place out in the northern NV desert (Carson Valley) that backed up to BLM land.
She was easily as big as my hand.... :scared: :scared: :scared:

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 12:59 AM
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4. Yeah, I think the snake might have made it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7973366

At least, I freed it in the yard and I haven't found it since. :shrug:

Black widows are not cool.

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bluesbassman

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:00 AM
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5. You are one Bad Motorscooter XemaSab!

The fact that you can even lift a lathe, much less to smack down a Blackwidow impresses the hell out of me! :applause: :hi:

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:02 AM
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6. I hit it with a lath afterwards

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bluesbassman

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:08 AM
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8. Oh, I see.

Yes, a lath would be a much handier weapon than a lathe. Either way though, your still a Bad Motorscooter!:)

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krispos42

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:05 AM
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7. I was thinking the same thing....

"How the hell did she pick up a piece of industrial machinery and hit a spider with it?", followed immediately by "Why does she have a lathe in the first place?"

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bluesbassman

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:09 AM
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9. Hey, the girl's got skillz.

:rofl:

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:11 AM
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10. It's my hobby

Making baseball bats to put the smackdown on internet wiseasses. :D

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krispos42

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:25 AM
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11. Okay, so just to clarify...

You looked at the spider.

You looked at the baseball bats you've hand-crafted.

You looked at the lathe you hand-crafted the baseball bats on.

And you thought "Heyyyyyyy... that would be perfect!"

:-)

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:31 AM
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12. It's like you read my mind...

I mean, it's a black widow. It's poisonous, and you want to make sure you really SMASH it on the first go. :thumbsup:

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krispos42

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:48 AM
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15. Well, there's a difference between "smashing"...

...and "molecularly bonding to the concrete"!

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 03:08 AM
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16. I just went in the garage

Looks molecularly bonded to me. :P

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Fox Mulder

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:33 AM
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13. That's what I said when I first got laid.

:D :evilgrin:

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XemaSab

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Sun Aug-03-08 01:40 AM
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14. I'm so sure

:eyes: :P

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