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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 09:18 PM
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TV blows!
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 09:34 PM
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1. Ah, the good old days. Copper Clappers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVjW30I-YU

Johnny Carson: That's right! I think Claude Cooper copped my copper Clapper kept in a closet.

Jack Webb: You know where this Claude Cooper is from?

Johnny Carson: Yeap! Cleveland.

Jack Webb: That figures!

Johnny Carson: What makes it worse is that they were clean!

Jack Webb: Clean copper clappers? Why do you think that Claude Cooper would cop
your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?

Johnny Carson: Only one reason!

Jack Webb: What's that?

Johnny Carson: He's a kleptomaniac.

Jack Webb: Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?

Johnny Carson: My cleaning woman Clara Clifford!

(Smirking) Jack Webb: That figures! Now let me see if I got the facts straight here?
Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by
Claude Cooper a kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?

(Smirking) Johnny Carson: One more thing. If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from
Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers from the closet….

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 09:35 PM
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2. OMG! That's amazing!
:rofl: Thanks.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 09:48 PM
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3. hahahahahaha, too kew'l...
:spray:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-04-08 10:00 PM
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4. I'll clobber him!
Edited on Mon Aug-04-08 10:01 PM by Inchworm
:rofl:

thanks, bro!

:yourock:

EDIT: syntax
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-05-08 09:53 AM
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5. kick for a morning chuckle
:kick:
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