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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:23 PM
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I think I'll have a Samuel Jackson


mmmmm mmmm bitch!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:25 PM
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1. What did the five fingers say to the face?
*SLAP*

I'm Rick James, bitch.
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:26 PM
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2. cocaine is a hell of a drug
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:27 PM
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4. Damn you darkness!
"Coldblooooded..."
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:27 PM
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5. F*ck yo couch, Darkness! nt
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:31 PM
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9. show charlie murphey your titties
OH THE MILK'S GONE BAD

I'm Rick James, bitch!
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Taeger Donating Member (914 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 11:56 PM
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20. Cocaine is a hell of a drug!!!!
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:28 PM
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6. THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU N*GG*RS MONEY!
You can always buy a new couch, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT MY LEGS?
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:49 PM
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18. My brother, he is more compassionate than me
He says "We should get him some help"

I say to him, "Nigger, we just gave him some help"
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:26 PM
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3. chappelle is awesome...
i bow before the chappelle.

-LK
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:28 PM
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7. "Mine's the beer that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER on it."

n/t
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:29 PM
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8. You'll be fucking fat bitches in no time!
YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A N*GGA OR TWO!
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Jackhammer Jesus Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:34 PM
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10. "You and your friends against me... and the Revolution."
"What happened after the game?"

"What happened afterwards?... He took us inside and served us pancakes."
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:38 PM
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12. Good game
I wish I could say the same... bitches
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:44 PM
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14. "I swear, he was wearing a purple matador suit."
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:46 PM
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15. It's the shirts versus the blouses
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:47 PM
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16. "I know you didn't get those shirts from the men's department"
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:57 PM
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19. nah, something figure skaters wear
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
listen to rick james.

bitch!
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:49 PM
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17. The best storytellers in the world could not make that shit up
I can't remember the exact line
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:15 AM
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24. You just can't bend over in front of a man like that
I wish I could say the same for you and your group of flunkies...
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:36 PM
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11. who remembers the playa haters' ball?
laughed my ass off on that one...

-LK
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 10:42 PM
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13. oops, i think i killed the thread... nt
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:05 AM
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22. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to put some water
in your momma's dish!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-23-04 11:59 PM
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21. I remember that sketch
LOL.. called the cops on his neighbors... LOL

I take the FIF!
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Jackhammer Jesus Donating Member (415 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:12 AM
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23. Who could forget the black white supremacist?
"What if I told you that you were black?"

"NOW LISTEN! I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM INVOLVED IN ANY NIGGERDOM!"
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:16 AM
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25. "COLON POWELL...CONNILINGUS RICE..."
"CONNILINGUS RICE...SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF MEXICAN DISH WE NEED TO SEND HER BACK TO MEXICO SO THE MEXICANS CAN EAT HER WHITE POWER!"
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:40 AM
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26. best. skit. ever.
period.

-LK
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:45 AM
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27. How about the Samuel L. Jackson soundboard
to go with that Samuel L. Jackson beer?

http://www.meehawl.com/Flash/Samuel%20L%20Jackson%20Soundboard/
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