Ladies: Would you date a guy who looked like this?

DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 05:56 PM
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Ladies: Would you date a guy who looked like this?

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bicentennial_baby

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Tue Aug-05-08 05:58 PM
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1. You have pretty eyes

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 05:59 PM
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3. Oh thank you, I get that ALL THE TIME!

:dreamy:

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bicentennial_baby

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:00 PM
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4. A little concerned about that dent in your skull though

:scared:

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:01 PM
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5. Some goddamn scum of the Earth Yankee fan tried to bash it in with a bat

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bicentennial_baby

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:03 PM
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9. You sure it wasn't one of those Jets fan hooligans?

I hear they're on the rise...

;)

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LaurenG

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Tue Aug-05-08 05:58 PM
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2. Hobbit

sure.

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:02 PM
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6. My wife LOVES weird looking dudes.

We only swing with other women though; I'm a homophobe like that.

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:03 PM
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8. that's a mean pucker she's got there

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RadiationTherapy

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:10 PM
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11. SSSHHHHHLLUUUURRRP.

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MrCoffee

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:03 PM
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7. I'd hit it

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Ptah

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:06 PM
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10. The man's enlarged my mind.

He's
a poet-warrior in a classic sense.
I mean, sometimes he'll-well, you
say hello to him, right? And he'll
just walk right by you and he won't
even notice you. And then suddenly
he'll grab you and he'll throw you
in a corner and he'll say "Do you
know that the 'if' is the middle
word in 'life'? If you can keep
your head when all about you are
losing theirs and blaming it on
you. If you can trust yourself
when all men doubt you." I'm a
little man, I'm a little man.
He's a great man.

"I should have been a pair of ragged
claws scuttling across floors of
silent seas."

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SOteric

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:12 PM
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12. Apparently.

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Shakespeare

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:16 PM
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13. The whole Keebler Elf ears/nose thing is kinda hot, but the buttoned-all-the-way-up shirt stops me.

I do have standards, after all.

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:45 PM
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24. It's not

I never do that. :grr:

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-06-08 05:09 AM
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50. That's nothing -- check out what he's hiding under that desk:

(no, further down...)

:o

Actually, finding that picture of shirt garters right now just got me all excited, and not for the very obvious reason of their innate sexiness...I've always wondered how Elvis managed to keep his shirts tucked in on stage when he occasionally wore them in the '70s, 'cos mine sure don't, and here I might have found a solution for myself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVEIIoc46qw

Then again, I'm not sure all that shaking and kung fu action would be within spec for the mighty shirt garter, so maybe I'll engineer my own (or use a stapler).

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amitten

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:24 PM
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14. Oh but of course. It's all about PERSONALITY, you know. n/t

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pokerfan

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:26 PM
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15. No comment

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ismnotwasm

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:33 PM
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16. Looks like that little Yellow

Fucker from Sin City.

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leeroysphitz

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:42 PM
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17. Daddy! n/t

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supernova

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:43 PM
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18. Pinocchio noses turn me on!

:crazy:

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tigereye

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Tue Aug-05-08 06:47 PM
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19. only in distortion world

I thought you were taken, though...

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ForrestGump

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:28 PM
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20. Sure got a purty mouth...

but I think that nose could boost your popularity, proving handy in various situations.

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:45 PM
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23. I could snort your coke from across the ROOOOOOMMM!!!!

/There will be blood

But I know that's not what you're talking about :D

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ForrestGump

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Tue Aug-05-08 10:22 PM
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29. Maybe.

But it's actually Pepsi, and the bubbles would make you sneeze.

/There will be ectoplasmic nasal discharges

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Midlodemocrat

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:29 PM
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21. No. But that's just because I think those

fluid photoshops suck. The source photo is damn hot. Or so says my bud, SOteric. :thumbsup:

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:43 PM
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22. It's called "Liquify"

Edited on Tue Aug-05-08 09:43 PM by DS1

:)

:hi:

I laughed

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MissMillie

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:46 PM
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25. oops, wrong place

Edited on Tue Aug-05-08 09:47 PM by MissMillie

sorry 'bout that

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Tektonik

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Wed Aug-06-08 03:45 AM
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48. You don't just think, they do fucking suck

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Guava Jelly

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Wed Aug-06-08 03:51 AM
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49. I agree

I fucking hate them.
Why would anyone do them?
But I am not a big fan of this kind of art.

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MissMillie

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:48 PM
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26. sure...

but would he date me?

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 10:04 PM
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28. Yeah

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Fran Kubelik

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Tue Aug-05-08 09:50 PM
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27. Oh geez, not you too.

:argh:

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jus_the_facts

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:00 PM
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30. HEY...that's the MULE from The Foundation Trilogy!!!!

:rofl:

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ForrestGump

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:09 PM
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31. No, it's the Mule from Massachusetts

Actually. :D

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ForrestGump

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:11 PM
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32. Oops...my mistake. English not is my first language. And it turns out that

"ass" and "mule" are cinnamons in this language. I feel such like an donkeyhole.

:hide:

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jus_the_facts

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:17 PM
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33. That's okay... you're no donkeyhole dude...

Edited on Tue Aug-05-08 11:17 PM by jus_the_facts

...you're a heart throbbin' hunka burnin' LOVE! :hi: :hug: :* :loveya:

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ForrestGump

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:27 PM
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34. ...who's gotten incomparably bad at answering PMs

:D

:hug:

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jus_the_facts

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:47 PM
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35. I forgive you love muffin...

...I know you're busy...I luvs you regardless! :*

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DS1

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Tue Aug-05-08 11:58 PM
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36. OMFG

An Asimov reference?

I am humbled

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:00 AM
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37. I'm almost finished readin' the entire series again...

...Isaac is one of my most favorite arthors! :hi: :*

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DS1

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:03 AM
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38. I wrote him a letter once, and he replied

with a very nice note. My father tried to get me into his works, since he is very smart, perhaps I should give it another try. Starting with "Foundation"

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:14 AM
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39. You need to read Prelude to Foundation first....

Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 12:19 AM by jus_the_facts

...then Robots and Murder...then Robots and Empire...then The Empire Novels...and so on...because he wrote them our of sequence...but puts them all into context in the forward of Prelude to Foundation.

All of the short stories I've read of his are excellent too...that's so amazingly cool to have gotten a letter from him...now *I'm* humbled. :loveya:

on edit...his mystery novels are also quite good...Murder at the ABA was my favorite of those.

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ForrestGump

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:18 AM
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40. Prelude to Foundation?

Isn't that cold cream?

:P

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:23 AM
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44. LMAO....

...you always know how to make me smile! :D

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hunter

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:19 AM
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41. Asimov was twisted.

Sorta like the O.P.

Sexual relationships with robots usually end... poorly.

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:22 AM
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43. He was a GENIUS... not only for his fiction but for his non-fiction...

...he's the only author who has a book in virtually every category in the Dewey Decimal System.

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hunter

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Wed Aug-06-08 01:16 AM
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47. He typed fast. He wrote a lot.

But his fiction is a bit... odd. You'll not convince me there's not some sort of sexual tension between Elijah Baily and R. Daneel.

You couple positronic brains with erectile silicone representations of various bits of the human anatomy ( I'm not just talking about nipples and gromets here...) and there is the possibility of some real fire...

Oh well, the guy wrote some dirty limmericks, so he wasn't a total freak.

:shrug:

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Aug-06-08 07:33 AM
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52. I just re-read the Robot Novels and I've never gotten that impression...

...about Lej and Daneel...there was Robots of Dawn which Gladia had the sexual relationship with the other humaniform robot but I seriously didn't get any *vibes* otherwise. :D

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bridgit

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:22 AM
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42. Define 'date', please...a Patton Oswald mask could work wonders though

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:34 AM
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45. The myspace style pic-from-above is always attractive.

I can barely see your double chin from that angle.

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed Aug-06-08 12:40 AM
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46. Pinocchio?

Is that you?

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RebelOne

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Wed Aug-06-08 06:39 AM
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51. Nope, not my type.

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BarenakedLady

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Wed Aug-06-08 08:25 AM
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53. Gnome elf?

Aye. ;)

Depends on the goods.

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BlueJazz

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Wed Aug-06-08 09:06 AM
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54. You're certainly better-looking than My Girlfriend. >>>

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DS1

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Wed Aug-06-08 09:40 AM
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55. Mr. Garrison?

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Lilith Velkor

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Wed Aug-06-08 09:43 AM
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56. Probably not, but I might fuck him.

:shrug:

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