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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:48 PM
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Post a line of Republican advice
I'll start:

"get a job."
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:51 PM
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1. self delete. I guess I didn't get it. To repugs or from repugs?
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 09:52 PM by triguy46
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:53 PM
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2. Just say no.
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:53 PM
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3. "expand your portfolio"
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:54 PM
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4. wait until you are married
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:55 PM
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6. Doh!!!
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loveable liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:54 PM
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5. "wait til your married" HA!!!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:55 PM
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7. Stop bleeding.
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:56 PM
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8. I don't care what color you were born
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 09:57 PM by Imagine In Texas
if you aren't white, you aren't shit.

(a little play on words with this one)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 09:57 PM
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9. World leader X has weapons of mass destruction..
Fill in the blank....
Oops you said advice, not propaganda..sorry...there's little difference if you ask me...:)
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:16 PM
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14. The Washington redskins are a contending team in teh NFL!!!
OOPS..

:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:47 AM
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34. Jessica Simpson is a great singer!
And a positive influence on Tony Romo.....:P
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:00 PM
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10. "Be afraid!"
"Go shopping!"

Usually in the same breath.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:34 PM
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11. Pick yourself up by your boot straps for god's sake.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:43 PM
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12. Get a haircut, ya hippie!
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 10:44 PM
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13. Be more prudent
:shrug:
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1awake Donating Member (852 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:24 PM
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15. Corporations don't pay taxes... - (Brother)
2) don't vote for any Democrats.. all they want is to take your money so they don't have to work. - (Friends father)

3) "and they think they have a chance this election" - (coworker speaking about the Obama Campaign)
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:25 PM
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16. God created you just the way you are...
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 11:26 PM by jasonc
and you're perfect dammit. Don't make me come over there and beat it into you...

:P

also, Hands off your sister... :rofl:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:28 PM
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17. Don't trust anyone under 30
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LanternWaste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:33 PM
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43. Actually-- that's good advice from anyone
Actually-- that's good advice from anyone, regardless of party affiliation :evilgrin:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:47 PM
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18. Get off my lawn.
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:08 AM
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19. "don't trust those anti-murikan democrats"
Edited on Thu Aug-07-08 01:12 AM by quantessd
They want to lower your income so they can start a war.

Whoops, sorry. I thought we were talkin' about the rebublicans.
They want you to not notice when they start a war wrongfully, and use your taxes to pay for all this unncessary mayhem. They make good money off this war. Republicans get money from their Corporate friends who give payouts for enacting legislation. This is not news.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:24 AM
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20. Want to be rich?
You should have picked your parents better, peon.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:27 AM
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21. Kill everything you can. n/t
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:41 AM
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22. 1. Do as I say, not as I do.

2. Don't question authority.

3. Don't tutch the but.


Yep, that pretty much covers it.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:04 AM
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23. "Victory is just around the corner"




Tetracontakaidigon, anyone?
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:22 AM
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24. "Clean your plate."
"Turn off the lights."

I believe President Ford said that.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 07:10 AM
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25. Hire Undocumented Workers
Then complain about Immigration to make nice with the Blue Collar folks you just screwed over.......
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 07:44 AM
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26. "The (Republican) government is always right."
But if the Democrats are in charge, they are all corrupt and shouldn't be trusted or respected.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 07:46 AM
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27. love the sinner, hate the sin
oh, wait - that's fundies.
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 07:55 AM
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28. Go to church!
Even if you don't believe any of it, it's good networking.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:04 AM
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29. "Use a condom." Oh, wait...
Wrong thread.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:09 AM
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30. Sexuality is a choice!
Always makes me want to ask when they chose muff over weiner.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:11 AM
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31. GOOD GOD DON'T GO INTO TEH CITY!!!!!!!
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:27 AM
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32. GIT ME A BEER, WOMAN!
:rofl:
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:44 AM
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33. "You should listen to Rush Limbaugh- He's smart as a whip, that Rush!!" n/t
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:54 AM
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35. Join the Army
It will make you a man.
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Courtesy Flush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:42 AM
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36. Marriage = man + woman n/t
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:44 AM
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37. there is no right to healthcare
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 11:05 AM
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38. CLINTON DID IT!!11!
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cloudbase Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 11:28 AM
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39. Don't expect me to give you advice.
Get your own, you slacker!
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Help_I_Live_In_Idaho Donating Member (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 11:41 AM
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40. Pull down your pants; Bend over; Take it where the sun doesn't shine
And I have a new economic plan on the end of my dick.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 11:43 AM
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41. GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU ROTTEN KIDS!!!!!
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:31 PM
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42. She said she was eighteen!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:47 PM
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44. I give all my girlfriends "gifts"!
That way they are nicer to me....btw..I have lots of girlfriends in Minneapolis...
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:49 PM
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45. If straightness is in doubt, don't come out.
:bounce:
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:13 PM
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46. If you wear a mini-skirt, you're asking for it.
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:57 PM
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47. Get a "real job" state employee
you are lazy!
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Rambis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:02 PM
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48. Learn english
"Them people need to learn to speak english" Oh how I hate that one!
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SurfingAtWork Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:07 PM
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49. Always ask if they're a cop, before propositioning.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:13 PM
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50. Don't bother getting too wrapped up in that whole 'constitution thing'
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:24 PM
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51. Higher taxes won't help, but rape and pillage will secure our future.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:36 PM
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52. You wouldn't have that problem if we had prayer in schools.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:42 PM
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53. I think we should just trust our President. He is a good Christian.
There aren't enough :crazy: smilies to illustrate how freakin' nuts that one is!
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:03 PM
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54. If you're poor, it's yer own goddamned fault!
It's because you just don't WORK hard enough.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:06 PM
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55. If Chris Hansen comes in from another room, just run!
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:56 PM
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56. Watch out for the death tax. It's a killer.
Edited on Thu Aug-07-08 05:56 PM by LibDemAlways
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:21 PM
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57. "Sure, universal healthcare would be nice, but who pays for it?"
Gee, I dunno. Who pays for it in every other civilized nation on earth?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 08:26 PM
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58. Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran
:nuke:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:23 PM
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59. "If you hear footsteps, zip up and act normal"
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:54 PM
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60. Those HSAs are just great. Just get a major medical policy
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