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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:57 PM
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I'm bored and want to do something naughty.
Edited on Thu Aug-07-08 01:58 PM by Writer
Anyone have any ideas?

IF YOU MAKE THIS INTO A SEX THREAD I WILL PERSONALLY SCOLD YOU WITH MY EXTENDED INDEX FINGER.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:02 PM
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1. How many naughty things don't involve sex?
:shrug:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:04 PM
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2. Hmmm... yeah... hmmm...
Hold on. I need to consult a few sources.




Yeah. You're right. NONE. :P
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:44 PM
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20. Rodízios, perhaps?
Sushio rodízio.
Barbecue rodízio.
Pizza rodízio.

Mmmmm. Different deadly sin, (almost) same joy.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:07 PM
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3. Ring someone's doorbell
When they answer, ask them if their name is Jack Mehoff and if their refrigerator's running.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:12 PM
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7. Bwa haha!
I just moved here, so I'm sure I'd INSTANTLY become everyone's favorite neighbor. (not)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:02 PM
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27. Did I mention the part
where you ring the doorbell with an exposed nipple? :shrug:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:06 PM
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28. Wait, now, that changes everything.
One of my neighbors would not only become a friend, but would invite me in for a drink, if I have him read correctly. :rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:09 PM
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33. What's your address?




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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:09 PM
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4. Finally. A reason to post
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:14 PM
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8. Bugs and Daffy WERE a couple of boobs...
just saying...
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:10 PM
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5. Heheheh...you said "extended."
:patriot:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:15 PM
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9. Stop erecting your little flag.
K?
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:11 PM
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6. Me Too

I want to view someones cockpit....


:woohoo: :hi:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:16 PM
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10. Gee, Parche.
Will we see a picture of a take-off next?
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:07 PM
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30. Hah, hah! That's not a real cockpit.
When you feel like flying and there's not an actual plane around...

What size batteries does it take?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:17 PM
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11. You can drink milk straight out of the carton

:D
:hi:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:19 PM
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12. No, but I'll let you go help her clean that up, okay?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:21 PM
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16. I wuv you
:loveya: :woohoo: Come here Hayden (GoPsUx has got a hero for you) :evilgrin:
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:24 PM
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18. LOL
:P
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:19 PM
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13. Go post this video in GDP
I double dog dare ya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQr4Hbr4cGs
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:21 PM
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15. Grooooooan...
:P
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:20 PM
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14. Host a conference call.
:hide:


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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:23 PM
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17. LOL...
Oh I want to write so much more in this space.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:24 PM
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19. Is bacon generally considered naughty?
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:46 PM
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21. It's uncooked!
Oh, my intestines!
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Joe Fields Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:48 PM
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22. Call up a Sheboygan Pizza Hut. and charge five large pepperoni's
to Asher Heimelmann.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:49 PM
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23. That poor kid!
He'll learn in time...

after he eats a lot of pizza, maybe... :P
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mnhtnbb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:59 PM
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24. Gather some poop (dog or cat) and wrap in a nice box. Send it
to the person you least like in the whole world (who will actually receive it and open it).

Haven't you always wanted to do it?

For my second naughty, call up the person who has been most evil to you and when they answer say, "Haven't you gone to hell yet?" Then hang up. Be sure and do this from a pay phone.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:07 PM
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29. LOL!
Oh, I have a few of those that I wouldn't mind "practicing" with. :evilgrin:
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:00 PM
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25. Have a flaming bag of dog crap delivered to some local Republican candidate. n/t
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:08 PM
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31. I think you and mnhtnbb both have brilliant ideas.
I'm always looking for ways to play with dog crap.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:00 PM
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34. Hey, check your "recent posts," please?
I asked you a question on my rant.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:08 PM
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36. And I have responded.
:)
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:01 PM
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26. Start a Hillary thread in GD.
But be prepared to run once it "gets going."
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:09 PM
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32. ...
:P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:01 PM
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35. As long as it's only scolding you do with that finger!
:rofl:
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