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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:04 PM
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How Many Affairs Have You Had?
:woohoo::woohoo: :hi:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:04 PM
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1. A gentleman doesn't kiss other women and tell
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:11 PM
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5. I could tell you what I did with your mother, Trebek.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:12 PM
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8. Like I said, a gentleman doesn't do that
flvegan, on the other hand, is a benchfucker.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:06 PM
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2. Define, "affair"
:P
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:11 PM
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6. You are not married yet



:P:P:P:P
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:07 PM
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3. Today?
:evilgrin:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:09 PM
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4. Does sex in an alley count?
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:11 PM
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7. Man, I hope not.
:rofl:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:15 PM
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9. zero
I have no interest in betraying my husband's trust.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:12 PM
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10. Yeah, but if you were a guy
you would most likely find it manly and somehow commendable to do that kind of crap to your spouse (as long as they don't find out, apparently).

Because being a dishonest asshole is COOL if it involves the wee-wee...
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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:15 PM
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11. sexist!!!
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:37 PM
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30. Honest!!
I can't count how many guys I've heard talking this way over the years...sorry.
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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:47 PM
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34. Well, I can't count how many Bavarians I have seen stealing bologna,
but I can't draw any conclusions about Bavarians from it either...
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:58 PM
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36. You could if like 95% of them claimed to want to steal it.
Yes, you could probably draw some kind of conclusion then.
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Phredicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:28 PM
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14. Not necessarily - I'm a guy who's also never gone there,
for pretty much the same reason.

Plus, I hate complications; it's less complicated to stay on the up and up.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:30 PM
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16. ...
Seriously?

is that what you think guys think?

:eyes:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:38 PM
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31. Not all guys. But a lot. n/t
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:40 PM
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32. Well then
you know a lot of the wrong guys.

None of the guys I know think that...
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:44 PM
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33. Well then, hook a sister up!
:P
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:51 PM
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35. They are all
married or in a relationship...

So no, I cant. I don't want to be that guy...
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:59 PM
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37. Good on you.
And I don't want to be "that girl".
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:15 PM
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12. None
Because prostitutes don't count.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:22 PM
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13. What happens in Tijuana stays in Tijuana
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:07 PM
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22. What happens in a back alley on Broadway in SF stays in a back alley on Broadway
;)
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:46 PM
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19. Exactly.
Neither do picnic tables or park benches, unless one is a member of PETOF.*











* People for the Ethical Treatment of Outdoor Furniture.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:03 PM
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21. I'm pretty sure they count,
even the ones who can't read.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:09 PM
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23. It's just a business transaction
What? You don't believe in capitalism Comrade?

:eyes:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:11 PM
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24. Capitalism requires an ability to count
as entrepreneurs, I am quite sure prostitutes can count.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:13 PM
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25. I know their pimps can
It's all about the Washingtons.
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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:30 PM
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15. Am I running for office? No.
Doesn't matter..
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:32 PM
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17. About that many.
Yep, that sounds right.

:)
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 05:33 PM
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18. Thousands.
Oh wait, you mean with other people? Never mind.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:01 PM
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20. Zero


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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:18 PM
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29. What???
:rofl: :hi:
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:14 PM
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26. None...
...that I know of. ;)

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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:16 PM
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27. my son's dad was a married (separated) man
is that "having an affair" for him, for me, or both?
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:16 PM
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28. None
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Throd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 07:04 PM
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38. None
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 07:13 PM
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39. Excuse me. Is this thread
...where I can tell my Martial Arts & Crafts Fair joke?

I sort of forget how it goes. Thank you.
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