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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:27 AM
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CAPTION taking a Paige from the holy war on NEA terror


Somebody's halo is askew...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:29 AM
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1. The mindmessages are telling me they have infiltrated our school systems
:scared:
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:30 AM
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2. Can You Me Imagine Me Fired!
eom
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lindashaw Donating Member (921 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:56 AM
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11. Or winding up in Guantanamo...it's like yelling "bomb" on an airplane
to call someone a terrorist.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:32 AM
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3. Uggh! Are they using the microwave in the teachers' lounge again
I KNEW we should have cut funding for that.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:34 AM
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4. "That NEA comment was just part of the "No Idiotic Thing Left Unsaid" Act
Which went into effect November 7, 2000.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:36 AM
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5. Bravo!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:40 AM
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7. :-)
:hi: Bertha!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:15 AM
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12. back atcha
:*
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:37 AM
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6. Wait until they hear we're reclassified teachers as manufacturing workers.
Afterall, they take our video game and tv addicted kids and teach them how to rede and right and ad.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:42 AM
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8. Must be that novocaine implant in the pre-frontal lobe
drip-fed through the spectacles
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:46 AM
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9. I don't understand how calling teachers terrorists could undermine...
their authority or the level of respect we give them...
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 09:51 AM
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10. Help! I'm under attack from rulers, chalk, and other
weapons of mass destruction program-related activities!
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:17 AM
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13. Speak to me Lord!
Huh...what?...yes...OK. I need to correct my statement. I didn't mean to say they were terrorists, I meant to say they were DEMON-POSSESSED terrorists!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:18 AM
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14. "Do not adjust your set...


...We will adjust the Secretary's head."
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King of New Orleans Donating Member (991 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:20 AM
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15. Remember kids
Duck and Cover. Duck and Cover.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:21 AM
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16. HE'S GOT THEANSWERS WRITTEN ON HIS HANDS!!!
M*A*S*H reference
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ms_splash Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 12:34 PM
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17. "And then it came to me" (hits head)
"Say they 'transferred' rather than 'dropped out'"
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 03:03 PM
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18. For the millionth time I did not play Willis on 'Different Strokes'
so STOP saying, "What Choo talkin' bout, Willis".

Damn!
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