"One bee gets in the car and you freak out."

texas1928

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:32 PM
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"One bee gets in the car and you freak out."

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CreekDog

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:36 PM
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1. OMG

:rofl:

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:19 PM
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8. Yeah it is one of the HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?

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Kutjara

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:38 PM
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2. "When I explained...

...parallel parking to you, I should probably have been more specific about the points of reference."

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:20 PM
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9. Yeah parking it parallel to the curb not the building.

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sarge43

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Tue Aug-12-08 06:34 PM
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28. "It's getting harder and harder to find a parking place in this town." n/t

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hobbit709

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:39 PM
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3. How'd that car get over the railing?

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dysfunctional press

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:45 PM
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6. i'm guessing that it came from a higher up floor.

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:20 PM
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10. Climbed...

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ElboRuum

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:41 PM
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4. I iz Toonces, I can drv essyouvee?

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:21 PM
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11. That has got to be a crossover.

Definitely a crossover.

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ElboRuum

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Tue Aug-12-08 04:43 PM
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23. So Rain Man and Toonces were having an argument about who got to drive...

There is a joke in here somewhere, I've yet to find it tho'.

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CreekDog

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:44 PM
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5. anyone who has had a large or scary insect in the car with them can relate

it is the most frightening experience.

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:22 PM
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12. I have had them...

just any time I see one of these weird crashes, I think of the Far Side Cartoon of the one alien pissed at the other while they sit in the crashed space saucer.

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charlie and algernon

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:48 PM
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19. oh god, yeah

I had a large wasp land on my lap, freaked me the fuck out. luckily I had some tissues handy. The one time I had no problem littering.

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Karenina

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Tue Aug-12-08 05:42 PM
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26. How about a camel spider in the cockpit?

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dysfunctional press

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Sun Aug-10-08 09:48 PM
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7. i had a bumblebee fly into my lap while i was driving a loaded dump truck...

on an undivided 4 lane highway(2 lanes in each direction).
i DID freak-out, trying to get it out- and when i looked up i was on the wrong side of the road, going right down the middle of the 2 lanes in the opposite direction. luckily, there was no oncoming traffic- or it would have been REALLY ugly.

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:23 PM
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13. I bet, I have had hornets, yellowjackets in the car.

And nearly drove all over the place...

See post #12

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:34 PM
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15. I was driving on a busy highway with a friend once when a wasp flew into the car...

She freaked out, and started screaming for me to pull over. When I got over to the shoulder, she jumped out and started jumping around, flipping her skirt up wildly, showing her undies to god and everybody. Here the poor girl was trying to get rid of this wasp, and all these guys were honking their horns and yelling BayyyyBEEE! :rofl:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:25 PM
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14. That took some real talent.

:rofl:

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:38 PM
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16. Yep, but I bet I could do it.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:39 PM
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17. I'm sure you could,

being a talented sort. :hi:

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:42 PM
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18. A little dare devil

But with age I have slowed down.

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skygazer

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Mon Aug-11-08 08:57 PM
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20. I hate when that happens

:rofl:

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texas1928

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Mon Aug-11-08 09:03 PM
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21. This happens to you a lot?

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NJmaverick

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Tue Aug-12-08 08:04 AM
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22. Is that really what happened?

That's pretty bad. Was the person OK?

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Parche

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Tue Aug-12-08 04:49 PM
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24. It Was The Dreaded Boo Bees

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pokerfan

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Tue Aug-12-08 04:49 PM
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25. I once had a wasp

fly inside my jacket while I was on my motorcycle on I90 and in traffic. Had to tolerate multiple stings to the chest while getring the bike off to the side.

It was rather unpleasant.

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alphafemale

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Tue Aug-12-08 06:00 PM
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27. It's a pretty small car. I'm guessing it's a jock college prank.

Lifted up and over the railing. The front doesn't look damaged enough to have fallen from a higher floor.

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