I think those muffins are kinky and lewd. Delete them!

Writer

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Mon Aug-11-08 01:49 AM
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I think those muffins are kinky and lewd. Delete them!

:nuke:

:mad:

:nuke:

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mcctatas

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Mon Aug-11-08 01:53 AM
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1. Wellll....

my 14 year old did walk in here and ask me if I was looking at muffin porn.....

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Writer

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Mon Aug-11-08 01:55 AM
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2. It reminds me of my mornings with Mr. Writer...

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mcctatas

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Mon Aug-11-08 01:57 AM
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3. I can't stop looking at them now....

those muffins are freaking me out :hide:

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Writer

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Mon Aug-11-08 01:59 AM
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4. Mr. Writer said just now that they look like infected penis heads.

I'm fuckin' having an anxiety attack here. Maybe a seizure.

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mcctatas

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Mon Aug-11-08 02:01 AM
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8. Tell Mr. Writer...

thanks for giving voice to my nightmares, now I will dream about being chased by legless, suspiciously blueberry scented, infected penis heads! :scared:

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Writer

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Mon Aug-11-08 02:02 AM
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10. Didn't they make a movie about this?

Like, back in '80?

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Fox Mulder

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Mon Aug-11-08 01:59 AM
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5. That third one is looking at me...

:scared:

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Mon Aug-11-08 02:00 AM
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6. It's probably going to jump on you and muffin you to death!

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Mon Aug-11-08 02:01 AM
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7. It probably is!

Look at it...sitting there and plotting its move...

:scared: :tinfoilhat:

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Writer

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Mon Aug-11-08 02:02 AM
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9. ... it's little muffin-mouth snapping and hissing...

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mcctatas

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Mon Aug-11-08 02:30 AM
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11. That freaking muffin has a facebook page????

Edited on Mon Aug-11-08 02:31 AM by mcctatas

:wtf:

Now I can add being cyber-stalked by creepy blueberry scented, legless, wounded penis entity to my personal nightmare! :scared:

http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Turtle-Muffin/26443865950?ref=nf

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