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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:31 PM
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KFC has the blandest, crappiest french fries in all of fast-food-land
how the hell does anyone eat KFC fries? i thought nobody could outdo burger king for bad fries, but i think KFC does it.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:34 PM
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1. They're insulted that you don't think their chicken is enough
:grr:
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Orangepeel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:34 PM
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2. I thought they had "potato wedges" instead of fries --
(potato wedge = a 1/16 or so slice of the potato with the skin still on)

but it's been quite a while since I've eaten at a KFC
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:45 PM
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3. oh maybe....here in costa rica they have thin tasteless fries
nt
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-11-08 06:48 PM
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4. I had the misfortune of being in
Downtown San Francisco one evening on my honeymoon, a couple months back. The only thing open was a KFC. And they definitely had Potato wedges, not fries.

Perhaps Gato was in one of the dual restaurant dealies, KFC/A&W. they have fries, and those fries are indeed horrible. On a par with undercooked McDonalds fries that have been left out too long.
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geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:58 AM
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9. That's what I thought.
I love those wedges but I haven't KFC in over a year.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:36 PM
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12. Thety have both.
The fries are pretty crappy, he is right.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:13 AM
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5. I eat them as poutine. They sell it that way in Canada.
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:52 AM
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6. Wrong.
In N Out.

Yuck.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:55 AM
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7. I hate Arby's fries. But I love the beef-n-cheddar so much!
KFC fries are okay. Not too bad.
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geomon666 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:58 AM
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8. You hate Arby's? Even the curly fries?
Nooooooo!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:02 PM
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10. See I am not a curly fry fan, so I get their regular fries which are nasty.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:22 PM
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18. you're right....i forgot all about those arby's shit fries!
they're horrible. and they're about equal to the KFC fries we have here in costa rica.
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:35 PM
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11. Julia Child once did a comparison test on which fast-food chain had the best fries:
Wendy's (by her estimation).
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:46 PM
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15. My opinion as well...
not that I eat fast-food french fries that often.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:38 PM
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13. But they do have good coleslaw.
I like me some KFC coleslaw.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:43 PM
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14. this is why you get the mashed potatoes and gravy instead. nt
nt
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 12:51 PM
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16. A trip to KFC without getting a spork is just wrong...
I'll second the mashed potatoes.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 02:36 PM
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21. yay spork!! nt
nt
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 06:35 PM
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41. spork!
http://www.spork.org/

A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 06:42 PM
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42. god - i remember seeign that site back in the early 90s
i think.

But really this si true - the spork is a perfect emtaphor for human existence.

but it works really good for mashed potatoes! and pudding. and I bet if you melted it it would make a really good shank!
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:23 PM
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19. yeah....i know....i forgot to change the combo to have the mashed potatoes.....
..instead of the vomit fries.
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 02:36 PM
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20. That sucks...I'm sorry you had that experience
i didn't know KFC even attempted fries - their wedges aren't bad tho.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:28 PM
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23. i think i'll be ok.....hopefully not scarred for life from the experience
;)

it's not the first time i made the mistake of ordering their garbage fries. hopefully, i'll remember next time.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 01:00 PM
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17. That's why I get the coleslaw and baked beans.
Very tasty!

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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 02:41 PM
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22. Wendy's are worse
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:29 PM
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25. are you joking?
wendy's are way better than kfc.

when wendy's first started they had awesome fries....they were like steak fries, big and thick and tasty. then they changed to the new fries in the 80s and they paled in comparison but they're still better than most fast food places.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:46 PM
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33. Not our local Wendy's. They are always pale white and soggy. Not a hint of
golden crispness in the box. :(
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:51 PM
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35. oh, you mean slimy fries....sweet jesus i hate slimy fries
they're soft, undercooked and saturated with artery clogging vegetable oil. like freepers, they have absolutely no redeeming quality.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:57 PM
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39. Yes! I think they keep their oil temp too low to cook them right.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:29 PM
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24. McDonalds has the worst fries.
I actually think Burger King has the best ones.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:29 PM
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26. You live in Costa RIca, what the hell are you doing going to KFC?
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:33 PM
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31. i had nothing in the house so i headed to the food court.....
....im trying to eliminate red meat from my diet altogether so i opted for a chicken sandwich at kfc (kah effay say, as we say here in costa rica) and the combo included the puke fries.

so how the hell are you? when are you coming down? i need to get back up and visit you one of these days man. how is the garden?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:48 PM
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34. Garden is suffering. It's been hot and dry this whole year.
Don't know when I can make it down. Maybe when I get me a promotion so I can afford tickets for both of us. Come on up anytime. Except the next week. I'm out of town.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:19 PM
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44. the cactus should be thriving at least
nt
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Lyric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:29 PM
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27. Who eats fries at KFC?
I didn't even know they *had* fries.

KFC = fried chicken, biscuits, and mashed potatoes/gravy.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:30 PM
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28. i ordered some chicken sandwich combo and the default side was fries......
....like a dork i forgot to change the fries to mashed potatoes or corn on the cob.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:30 PM
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29. Carls Jr. used to have really good fries.
i haven't been to one in a very long time but damn they was the delicious.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:31 PM
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30. KFC has fries?
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:52 PM
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36. that's what they call them.....
...i'd call them dried out, tasteless garbage sticks
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 06:26 PM
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40. I did not know.
I don't remember the last time I went to a KFC, though.
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:42 PM
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32. So, you're saying that KFC has exceptional french fries.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:54 PM
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38. did i say that?
nt
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 05:53 PM
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37. I have never eaten at a KFC.
I can see the temptation, as the commercials do chicken right.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:08 PM
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43. you ain't missing much......
....there's probably not much on the menu that you could eat. i doubt kfc is vegan friendly. colonel sanders was undoubtedly a meat lover.
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