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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:50 PM
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The difference between kneeling down and bending over...
can someone help me out with that?

Cause I'm not sure what that sticky's supposed to mean.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:53 PM
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1. Behave, flvegan. Behave.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:54 PM
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2. redqueen, redqueen... you know
what I mean
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:55 PM
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3. in the former, you're doing them
in the latter, they're doing you

although that's not what they were talking about with the kneeling bit, I think :evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:56 PM
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5. Depends where you're kneeling.
You know, the position of the other participant...
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:04 PM
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6. .....
:spank:

:rofl:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:04 PM
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7. Yes...
I'm really wondering what that was supposed to mean...

but yeah... heheheh.
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 09:56 PM
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4. Not sure, but I think it's about how likely you are to get pregnant
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:09 PM
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8. Uhm, if you really are interested in knowing the difference...
Well, I could teach it to you. ;)

Or get your thread locked, whichever you prefer.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:10 PM
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9. Can't help.
Edited on Tue Aug-12-08 10:46 PM by Ptah
Edit to remove image.
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OmahaBlueDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:14 PM
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10. This could be a sex thread, or a thread on lifting safety
..or a thread on installing hardwood flooring

..or, if one is creative, a combination of all of the above
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:21 PM
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11. I have a video on this...
but I don't want to get the thread locked.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:23 PM
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12. It's from a song.
Frank Zappa's "Heavenly Bank Account".
One of the lines goes
"That's right, you asked for it. Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over."
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:25 PM
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13. Aha... thanks.
I still don't know what the hell he means by it...
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:27 PM
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14. He should have shut up and played his guitar.
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:34 PM
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16. He was talking about religion
and the song was about a shitheel evangelist of the Swaggart/Bakker type.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 11:32 PM
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21. Well, then ...
The whole song:

And if these words you do not heed, your pocket book just kinda might recede
When some man comes along and claims a godly need
He will clean you out right through your tweed
That's right, you asked for it, remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
He's got twenty million dollars in his Heavenly Bank Account
All from those chumps who was born again, oh yeah, oh yeah
He's got seven limousines and a private plane
All for the use of his special friends, oh yeah, oh yeah
He's got thousand-dollar suits and a Wembley Tie
Girls love to stroke it while he's on the phone, oh yeah, oh yeah
At the House of Representatives he's a groovy guy
When he gives thanks he is not alone

He is dealin', he is really dealin', IRS can't determine where the hook is
It is easy with the bible to pretend that you're in Show Biz (And the one and the two and the...)
They won't get him, they will never get him for the naughty stuff that he did
It is best in cases like this to pretend that you are stupid

He's got Presidential help all along the way
He says the grace while the lawyers chew, oh yeah, they sure do
And the Governors agree to say: "He's a lovely man"
He makes it easier for them to screw all of you, yes, that's true
'Cause he helps put the fear of god in the common man
Snatchin' up money everywhere he can, oh yeah, oh yeah
He's got twenty million dollars in his Heavenly Bank Account
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
You ain't got nothin', people
Thank the man, oh yeah
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:29 PM
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15. There's a difference between doing something out of respect
and just blindly obeying their every word.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:45 PM
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20. Thanks... now I get it.
Helps to have the context from post... 16 I think.
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:42 PM
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17. I think it is a political metaphor...
Edited on Tue Aug-12-08 10:42 PM by jasonc
A crude one to be sure, but a metaphor none the less.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:44 PM
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18. About $150.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 10:45 PM
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19. Ding, ding, ding!!
Oh, wait...we're not supposed to do that anymore.
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