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leeroysphitz

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Wed Aug-13-08 09:50 PM
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Tonight's Thulsa Craigslist

I Seeeeeeek: Answer to the riddle of steal, recipe for split pea/human hand soup and or a necklace with two black snakes facing each other over a black sun and a black moon..

Will pay 40 bucks for all and meet you half way for pick up.

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hobbit709

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Wed Aug-13-08 09:51 PM
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1. WTF?

Edited on Wed Aug-13-08 09:52 PM by hobbit709

Never mind!

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leeroysphitz

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:00 PM
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2. Don't worry hobbit709. I only expected about 4 or 5 lounge UBER geeks to understand this copycat

and only two of them to be online right now and only one of them to give enough of a shit to reply. So your response may prove to be one more than I expected. :)

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IndianaJones

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:07 PM
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3. For sale: Eye of the Serpent, near mint. Call Thorgrim, no email. nt.

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leeroysphitz

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:14 PM
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4. I'll take it. As long as no Austrians have ever dribbled sweat on it...

Edited on Wed Aug-13-08 10:15 PM by leeroysphits

I'll give you a solid gold chalice filled with rubies...

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Fenris

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:17 PM
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5. To the asshole that robbed me and killed my snake

I wish to speak to you now. Where is the Eye of the Serpent? Rexor says that you gave to a girl, probably for a mere night's pleasure, hmm? What a loss. People have no grasp of what they do. You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

Location: Serpent Temple in the Forbidden Swamp
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests ON PAIN OF BEING EATEN ALIVE

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leeroysphitz

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:21 PM
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6. For sale: 1 Barbarian. Location: Tree Of Woe.

First come first serve. (try to beat the vultures!)

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IndianaJones

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:23 PM
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7. m4f: looking for the right woman

recently had to burn my girlfriend after accident with snake (don't ask). belief in Northern gods, Crom specifically, a plus.

no shapechanging witches or slave girls. HWP and D/D free please.

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leeroysphitz

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Wed Aug-13-08 10:27 PM
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8. W4M: Slightly dead blond girl looking for Muscular guy who doesn't talk much.

I can't show up very often (only in times of need...) but I ussually wear something HAWT...

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