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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:31 PM
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FAIL. Post your favorite FAIL here.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:36 PM
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1. ...
Edited on Thu Aug-14-08 05:37 PM by Ava


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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:37 PM
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2. ouch...hope the cat was okay after that fuck-up n/t
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:38 PM
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3. i wouldn't be surprised if it made it
:hi:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:46 PM
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5. Hey....that's the first wave I've seen in quite a while!
here's a hug :hug:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:54 PM
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11. the first wave you've seen in awhile?
i find that hard to believe :pals:
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:44 PM
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4. can't. choose. just. one....
























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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:46 PM
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6. That top one...

How... wha...???

*wanders away scratching head*
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:49 PM
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7. Here are a few.








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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 12:43 PM
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60. That last ones pretty cute!
Cute guy with a cute dog.
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:31 PM
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67. How is the last one a fail?
:shrug:
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:49 PM
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8. Here








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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:03 PM
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15. OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 03:40 AM
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48. !!!
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:50 PM
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9. You all are depressing me.
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:50 PM
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10. Animated fail
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 05:59 PM
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12. LMAO at this one...

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:00 PM
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13. Mine:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:05 PM
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16. You sure that's a fail?
:shrug:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:14 PM
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17. I think so.
Having seen so much of Walt's "work" here, yes I do.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:19 PM
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31. "FAIL" Starr.
That guy sucked. Not sorry to see him gone, or the other joker MrBenchley.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:00 PM
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14. .
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:19 PM
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18. I like this one
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MadrasT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:22 PM
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19. Faux Fail
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 07:33 PM
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23. bwhahahahahahahahahaha!
Love it!
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Doug.Goodall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:30 PM
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20. Simultaneous fail on more than one level
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MadrasT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:39 PM
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21. Clusterfail
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 06:43 PM
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22. Undisclosed Location Fail!!
Can it be??

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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 07:36 PM
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24. Ok
Royal Fail:

Geek Fail:

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MadrasT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 07:47 PM
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25. Instinct FAIL
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 08:04 PM
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26. Is that mouse wearing Soft Claws?
:D
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 08:10 PM
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27. wrestling fail
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 08:20 PM
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28. two fails for the price of one...


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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 08:22 PM
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29. !!!






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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 08:55 PM
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30. emailed to me by a coworker after a bout of fail.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:19 PM
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32. I've always liked this one.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:22 PM
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34. You eat brains?
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:22 PM
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35. Mine:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:25 PM
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36. Here:
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:35 PM
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37. omg I'm totally crying now.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm too tired to find my own FAIL though
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:41 PM
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38. Here's some.


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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:55 PM
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39. As a resident grammar cop/curmudgeon, I needed to post this fail!
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 10:04 PM
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41. sweet failatude!
I love me a loud & proud FAIL :rofl:
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 10:25 PM
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42. Dude must be a real "looser"
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 09:58 PM
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40. Cat fail
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 11:04 PM
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43. Here's my all time favorite...
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Angleae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 12:43 AM
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44. Multiple failures









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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 11:40 AM
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59. i don't get the mcdonald's one....
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:00 PM
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62. The "M" for Mcdonalds and
with the Y from the town of Yass

read it this way:

MY Ass open at 6am
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 02:05 AM
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45. Gross fail
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 02:22 AM
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46. Oh, goodie, I like these...








































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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 08:08 AM
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52. that last one -- I'm not seeing it -- what happened?
help? :dunce:
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 08:45 AM
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53. The posts are placed so as not to allow motor vehicles to pass.
Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 08:47 AM by baldguy
And they're just cleaning up after a long, hard day installing them.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 09:45 AM
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56. LOL
thank you!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 11:30 AM
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58. Isn't that the goal of putting up such posts?
Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 11:31 AM by JVS
On edit: Oh wait. They need to get their truck out.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 08:51 AM
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54. I don't know if I'd really call this one 'fail'...


I mean, a lot of guys would classify that as success right there. :shrug:

:P
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 09:05 AM
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55. a lot of women would consider it "fail"
:rofl:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 11:27 AM
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57. Donald is a sailor, after all. He has a reputation to uphold.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 03:36 AM
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47. So Hard to choose... here's a few of my faves
Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 03:37 AM by SoCalDem
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 07:04 AM
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51. OMG! The huffer makes his DU debut!
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 06:37 AM
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49. heh! nt
Edited on Fri Aug-15-08 06:38 AM by alphafemale
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shawmut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 06:58 AM
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50. Kinda Fail is my favorite
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 12:55 PM
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61. It's not in any blog, nor is it in picture form.
I work in a call center, and normally I don't say who I work for but I'm going to break it on this occasion because otherwise it doesn't make sense. (I work for American Express). This is something that happens from time to time and when it happens at the end of the call you definitely need to take 1-2 minutes to log off the telephone and have yourself a jolly good laugh.

This one was extra special. I took this call as a "Supervisor" call. My peer had taken this call from a customer who wanted to dispute a charge on their credit card statement. This was a customer with a valid American Express account in good standing. She could not locate the charge for the customer on the account, and the customer insisted, "I see the charge here on my statement, it's dated XXX and it's for $XXX.XX". But no such charge was on the account. So the customer requested to speak to a supervisor and got me. I again reviewed the account, and because this customer had more than one American Express card, I reviewed those accounts too - again no such charge existed anywhere. Just to make sure, I asked the customer to read me the last 5 digits of the account number that's actually printed on the statement (American Express statements only print the account number on the payment stub, most of it is X'd out on all other pages). The customer dutifully read out the numbers and it didn't match any of her accounts with us. I said it didn't match. I then asked one last vital question. "At the top of the statement it says what type of card account the statement is for. Could you please read it to me?" The answer: "Visa".
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 02:51 PM
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70. No.
:rofl:
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:14 PM
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63. oh this is my favorite category
Oldie but goodie fail




Not your mamma's sauce




Oh my



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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 02:55 PM
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72. This one is not Fail, it is Great Success
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:23 PM
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64. OK





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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:23 PM
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65. Floppy fail.
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PermanentRevolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:28 PM
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66. Permanent Fail
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:55 PM
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69. hideous
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 02:53 PM
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71. Oh good lord!
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PermanentRevolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 03:06 PM
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73. A grave cautionary tale...
If you're gonna get inked, make sure you see your tattooist's other work first!

I really do feel bad for that poor guy...
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-08 01:33 PM
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68. This was a pretty epic fail on my customer's part...
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