My cat just totally screwed up. - Democratic Underground

The Velveteen Ocelot

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Thu Aug-14-08 08:57 PM
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My cat just totally screwed up.

She was standing on the living room rug but suddenly moved over to the wood floor and threw up on it.

She will be drummed out of her species if she keeps doing that. Doesn't she understand that she MUST yack on a rug, a bed or upholstered furniture, never a hard surface?

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Aug-14-08 08:58 PM
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1. Gross

why do you have that thing?

:P

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Thu Aug-14-08 08:59 PM
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3. Because she is the cutest, sweetest, cuddliest, most adorable creature on Earth.

Except when she pukes.

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:02 PM
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4. You see, My Fiancee is the...

"cutest, sweetest, cuddliest, most adorable creature on Earth" and as a bonus, she doesnt puke...

At least not without some warning and usually not on the floor...

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:05 PM
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6. But I don't have any problem with my cat sleeping on my head.

I do not want your fiancee to sleep on my head.

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:06 PM
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7. well

in the interests of not getting this thread locked, I will remain silent...

LOL...

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:07 PM
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8. ROFL!

This begs the question about whether Jason has a problem with his fiancee scratching......:rofl:

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Pierre.Suave

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:18 PM
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9. I am going to plead the 5th...

Edited on Thu Aug-14-08 09:18 PM by jasonc

:P

Of course, you need to ask yourself, does Jason really think that would be a problem...:P

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Thu Aug-14-08 08:58 PM
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2. lol

At least she doesn't have the "in the shoe" technique down..My old kitty Turtle became quite good at that....

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yellowdogintexas

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:02 PM
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5. or target the ONE article of clothing on the floor at the time. Never fails

ever.

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Thu Aug-14-08 09:40 PM
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10. you can train her to be a proper kitty. it's not too late. when she starts to make those sounds...

"uck!... uck!... uck!..."

you gently lift her from the wood floor onto your most expensive rug/carpet. or maybe hold her directly in front of that priceless picasso in your drawing room.

she can learn, she will learn, if you help her to become the kitty she can be.

its up to you!

:rofl:

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Dr. Strange

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Thu Aug-14-08 10:23 PM
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11. Said ocelot's cat, "Revenge! Sweet, sweet revenge!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8015910

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