Feisty

I cancelled my subscription on the Dating website months ago. But I decided to resurrect my profile so people can see it. This is how I described myself:

Headline: You wouldn't understand

Why should you get to know billyskank?

Because I'm a fucking fabulous potential boyfriend for someone with the wit and discrimination to see it. I'm kind, thoughtful and considerate, intelligent and deep. I can dance the waltz and the tango. I can take you for a foxtrot and whisk you across the floor in a quickstep. I'm decent in the kitchen and a fantastically talented artist. I could be a wonderful lover for somebody with the patience to teach me what she wanted in the bedroom. I could make you laugh when you're happy and comfort you when you're sad. I'd hold your hair when you're puking. I'm well domesticated, I'm unobtrusive, I keep my apartment tidy and I'm generally very easy to live with.

Not that you will discover any of this. This is my last effort before I decide women are a waste of time and embrace celibacy. I am fed up with being passed over. I don't expect you to choose me - in fact you're atypical if you're even reading this. Most people will go along and hook up with somebody with better hair, a better smile, a better job or more interesting hobbies. There are plenty of them on this site.

I'm not going to chase after women any more. It is a game for fools. I'm not even going to browse other profiles. I don't have a subscription any more and I don't expect to need one. I am leaving this up on the site as a testimony to the brilliant boyfriend that nobody ever had.

:applause:

Screw 'em. And not in the good sense, either. ;)

:hi:

;)

It's not supposed to work.

You're doing it wrong. :hide:

Seriously though, you're well on your way to selling you then you get all bitter and snarky. Try again...this time just sell Billy. We all like Billy and so will the women of the UK. There was the great start of an ad there.

okay.

Bitterness is such an attractive quality in a man.

I can't understand why they're not beating down your DOOR!

You never know what kind of psycho you would have met anyway.

:D

:hi: