So I was flipping through the porn section at Borders today...

HiFructosePronSyrup

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Fri Aug-15-08 04:13 PM
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So I was flipping through the porn section at Borders today...

and out dropped a little hand made comic book that said I should give up Dungeons and Dragons and accept Jesus.

What should I do, L/?

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AmyDeLune

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Fri Aug-15-08 04:43 PM
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1. Get some little porn comics

and go put them in the Christian book section? *runs away*

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Forkboy

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Fri Aug-15-08 07:34 PM
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5. I like your way of thinking.

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philosophie_en_rose

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Sat Aug-16-08 01:52 PM
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15. It would be the fair thing to do.

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NJmaverick

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:36 PM
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2. Borders has a porn section?

:shrug:

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dropkickpa

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:51 PM
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4. Damn! The one by me totally sucks!

We don't have a porn section!

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Doug.Goodall

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Sat Aug-16-08 06:26 AM
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6. That's what I was thinking.

Never seen a porn section in any named book store.

However, go around Market Street just west of the Oakland Bridge, and there are a few un-named bookstores that sell ...

Oh, never mind.

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yardwork

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Sat Aug-16-08 11:34 AM
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13. This was also my first question. My Borders has no porn section.

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Dr. Strange

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Sat Aug-16-08 01:49 PM
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14. Some people call it the porn section.

Some call it the van parked by the dumpster.

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Parche

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Fri Aug-15-08 06:38 PM
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3. I Love That Sexshun

Its great........:woohoo: :hi:

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Chan790

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Sat Aug-16-08 06:39 AM
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7. Borders...porn?

I don't think they have a pornography section (books and magazines with nudie pics shot with a view towards tittlation as opposed to art, sometimes explicitly portraying sexual acts), though some have an erotica section (books and magazines containing verbal depictions of sexual acts.). The erotica section is my favorite section...I hope to have my book in there some day.

I get the chick tracts all the time at work...We just throw them away now. We once collected them up for like 8 months and made a 3 foot tall paper-mache phallus out of them. Out of all of the commandments of the Decalogue to break, the second is my favorite.

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zanne

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Sat Aug-16-08 09:46 AM
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9. You make giant penises at work?

Do you do that in place of profit-sharing or paid vacations?:rofl:

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Chan790

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Sat Aug-16-08 10:53 AM
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10. Actually...

we did it on company time. :evilgrin: It's probably still in the basement. It wasn't initially going to be a penis, it was going to be a stela...however it just kind of ended up going in another direction.

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distantearlywarning

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Sat Aug-16-08 09:37 AM
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8. Concentrate harder on those math and logic puzzles.

They'll take your mind off the naughty stuff.

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JVS

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Sat Aug-16-08 10:59 AM
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11. Well, the thing about D&D is just good advice, no matter the source

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Love Bug

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Sat Aug-16-08 11:27 AM
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12. Borders has a porn section?

I really need to shop there more often!

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Sat Aug-16-08 05:39 PM
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16. If you send me a Lub Offrin of 500 dollars...

I'll tell you.

:silly:

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