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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:56 PM
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Why is God making me drink this delicious cold beer?
Why?
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:56 PM
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Perhaps it isn't God...
:dilemma:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:18 PM
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8. Shit....
WHAT IF IT'S "BEERGOD"?
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:56 PM
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1. He has a PLAN...
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:18 PM
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9. His plan may be to make me...
PUI
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 07:58 PM
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2. Personally I'm drinking mine because it's hot out.
Mmm cold tasty beer. :9 Plus the bottle is icy and feels nice on my forehead and/or neck. :P
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:19 PM
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11. Hot here too...
Drinking the big cold cans...1 pint, 8 oz.
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Sidney J Mussburger Donating Member (448 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:00 PM
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3. Hmm, I would say it's because God has tricked you
by putting a Cubs logo on side of the Old Style case. Or at least that's how God tricked me. Damn my baseball allegiance!!!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:26 PM
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13. God is tricky. n/t
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:04 PM
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4. Sean Connery
just offered Catherine Zeta=Jones a whiskey and I had a sudden impulse to run to the liquor store.

But I didn't.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:27 PM
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14. That would be enough for me to go. n/t
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:07 PM
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5. stop that you are making me want one. I don't have any beer in the house and
I do not want to go out again this evening.

However I do have some rose wine in the frig and steak on the grill, which could work out fairly well. :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:37 PM
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15. Sounds great!
Enjoy!

:toast:
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:53 PM
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18. what kind of beer? I like Stella Artois quite a bit. I only had about 1/42 cup of
the rose. Finished that and uncorked a bottle of a Spanish Red that I like quite a bit. Has a purty label..flamenco dancer. It is a very non tannic but at the same time not esp sweet red. Nice..also good chilled.

I overcooked the steak though. Damn, it was still a bit icey in the center and I let it cook to long on the second side. It was marginally ok. I have done better, and while Albertson's has reasonably good beef, Central Market is a double cut above. I only buy CM steaks when I have a $10 off in the steak dept coupon..(coming up between Aug 25 and Sept 7. I will get a NICE sirloin then, cut it up into 3 or 4 nice pieces and have steak for grilling or stir frying.

I get Albertson's on the buy one get one free deals they offer regularly, along with boneless skinless chicken breast and pork chops.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:13 PM
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6. Because he loves you and wants you to be happy.
That's what Ben Franklin said, so it must be true! :hi:
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:17 PM
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7. Because he wants you to have a hangover.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:19 PM
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10. Every one is drinking beer at my house now.
We are waiting for the big race to start.

Go Michael.:toast:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:23 PM
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12. No, I am making you drink beer.
:toast: :toast: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:43 PM
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16. To give you the courage you need
to fight back against the DU bullies.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:56 PM
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20. That doesn't take courage.
I've been in plenty of situations that require courage.

DU bullies?

Nah...they don't take courage.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:02 PM
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21. You're so brave
:patriot:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:04 PM
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22. From someone who knows, right?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:12 PM
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24. Indeed
I salute you again for your heroic bravery.

:patriot:
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:15 PM
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25. ....
Thanks Sniffa! :hi: :thumbsup:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:16 PM
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26. ....
You're welcome Philboy! :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:45 PM
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17. God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life.
Drink up! :beer:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 08:54 PM
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19. Sorry Sir
suck a lemon

:P
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 09:04 PM
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23. Maybe it's purpose driven beer. n/t
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chemenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 11:01 PM
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27. Benjamin Franklin said that "Beer is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy."

So have another cold one, Philboy, and know that God loves you and wants you to be happy.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-16-08 11:09 PM
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28. He's trying to get you drunk so you'll put out.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-17-08 12:21 AM
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29. I ask myself that three or four times a night
:shrug:
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