So apparently, Jamaicans are now the fastest people on the planet...what's their secret?

Bicoastal

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Sun Aug-17-08 10:49 PM
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So apparently, Jamaicans are now the fastest people on the planet...what's their secret?

It's almost as if they have some sort of magical homegrown herb that helps them do incredibly difficult things without cracking under pressure...

Hmmmm...:smoke:

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sun Aug-17-08 10:50 PM
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1. Does it make them double-post, too?

:P

:hide:

:D

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Bicoastal

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Sun Aug-17-08 10:51 PM
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2. Quiet, you.

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democracyindanger

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Sun Aug-17-08 10:52 PM
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3. It don't make ya faster, mon.

It just make everyting else slooooow done, Jah.

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JackBeck

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Sun Aug-17-08 10:56 PM
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4. Maybe it's their homophobia.

Chasing down teh gays can build some stamina. You'd think the weed would chill them the fuck out, but alas, they still like to hate the gays.

Don't even get me started about the Jamaican cab driver I had a few months ago that praised Idi Amin.

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npk

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Sun Aug-17-08 11:07 PM
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5. If you couldn't afford a vehicle

You would learn to run fast to.

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FKA MNChimpH8R

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Mon Aug-18-08 12:20 AM
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6. Scotch bonnet peppers?

Those can make you move pretty fast a while after consuming them, if ya know what I mean.

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Mon Aug-18-08 08:19 AM
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7. ganja, mon

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moriah

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Mon Aug-18-08 09:01 AM
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8. *drool*...

I may not be a world-class pothead, but there's something about beautiful, sticky, not-compressed buds that makes me happy in my heart.

Part of the reason I don't smoke anymore is that it's nearly impossible to find buds like those anymore. I never saw the point in inhaling nasty-tasting smoke that left you coughing for hours just to get high. I'd rather just have a taste of something nice, even if it's only a puff or two. That's all I ever needed of good stuff anyway.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Mon Aug-18-08 09:04 AM
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9. probably the same thing michael phelps is on

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Guava Jelly

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Mon Aug-18-08 09:04 AM
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10. Hard work and genetics I would guess.

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Gormy Cuss

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Mon Aug-18-08 10:01 AM
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11. Jerk.

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