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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:52 PM
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Appropriate punishment for two kids who terrorized their little brother
with a Luke Skywalker bobblehead (of which he is terrified)?

I'm leaning toward dispatching them to the basement to clean cobwebs out of the rafters with lightsabers.



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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:52 PM
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1. That is too kind.
Make them clean out the fridge.

Here, you need a bio hazard suit to do that. :scared:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:56 PM
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5. Oh, I did that this morning.
It was the ick!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:57 PM
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7. I paid Brenda the Goddess of Housekeeping to do it.
That woman actually LIKES to clean. I think she has a disease or something.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:04 PM
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14. That's not a disease; it's a psychosis.
I'm pretty certain I don't have it.
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:53 PM
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2. Rake the lawn or weeding!
All kids hate those.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:57 PM
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6. There's nothing to rake. I should make them do it.
It would be futile and monotonous- as a just punishment should be!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:53 PM
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3. Sarlacc pit
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:59 PM
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9. It would take up too much of the lawn.
Don't think I haven't contemplated it. "Pond or monster pit? Pond or monster pit?"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:00 PM
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10. What could possibly go wrong?
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:00 PM
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12. Seriously. I don't see the downside.
Unless JackMN falls in.

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:04 PM
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15. Ummm... erosion?!
What if it sucks up my new fence? Uh-uh!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:54 PM
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4. The kid on the right knows how to handle that kind of crap.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:00 PM
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11. Ohhh!
:rofl:
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RedShoes Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 03:58 PM
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8. May the force be with them. nt
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:03 PM
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13. Oh, they'll be forced.
No doubt about that!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 04:18 PM
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16. Nah, don't let them have light sabers.
Tell them they have to clean out the cobwebs with the bobblehead. That'll teach them.

You do have health insurance, right? :D
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-18-08 08:07 PM
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17. Tell them the leaves are their's to rake when they fall. ALL OF THEM!
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