Monday night entertainment....Lounge song lyrics game!

Post a few lines from a song and see who can name that song!

I'll get the party started with the following:

It's like trying to find gold in a silver mine;
It's like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine.

:)

ETA: Be honest, guys--admit if you use The Google. :D

It's like trying to cure your indecision
on whether to post about circumcision.

We're not being graded on this are we?

Better get back to the woods
Well I quit those days and my redneck ways and
Oh oh oh oh ohhh change is gonna do me good.

No Google. From memory. Funny--I've been letting MG Jr. (4 1/2) sit up front in the Jeep and choose the tunes on the radio to start eddicatin' the boy about rock music. Heard one Elton John song the other day and another today, so I told him who it was and how I saw him in concert once, back in the duck-suit-wearing days. After some trivia about the duck suit, the funky glasses, playing the piano with his foot on occasion, and that he lives in England, Jr. said, "...Mama, how do you know so much about this guy?" And I realized that my brain cells are wasted on completely useless information. And song lyrics. :D

stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Dunno what song, though.

While the sample is from the Beasties' "B-Boys Makin' With the Freak Freak", the ORIGINAL source is Mantan Moreland from his album "That Ain't My Finger".

:patriot:

I see you on the bus (doo-lang do-lang-do-lang)
You make me nauseous! (doo-lang do-lang-do-lang)