The Surrealist Compliment Generator (funny)

A HERETIC I AM

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:05 AM
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The Surrealist Compliment Generator (funny)

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

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Solon

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:06 AM
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1. The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

:rofl:

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elshiva

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:18 AM
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4. Very Monty Python. My nipples explode with delight!

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Solon

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:23 AM
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9. Oh, I was just watching some Monty Python at work today!

Search for the Holy Grail, hilarious as always. :D

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elshiva

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:32 AM
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10. Hahahaha

Fetchez la vache! FETCHEZ LA VACHE! MOOOO!

:hug:

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Texasgal

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:10 AM
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2. heh heh

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.

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Texasgal

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:14 AM
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3. ROFL!

Your nasal hair speaks volumes concerning the Isle of Wright.

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ZombieNixon

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:19 AM
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5. It gave me a blank response.

I think I win.

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Texasgal

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:21 AM
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7. Really?

Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.

:P

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auntAgonist

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:20 AM
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6. interesting

In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch

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MaggieSwanson

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Tue Aug-19-08 10:26 AM
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13. I got that one, too.

And upon refreshing, this:

May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.

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Lorien

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Tue Aug-19-08 12:23 AM
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8. Lol!

Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor.

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Not_Giving_Up

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Tue Aug-19-08 02:20 AM
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11. Your arms lengthen daily like the edges of a festering table.

Really? Never noticed that before!

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Dr. Strange

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Tue Aug-19-08 09:46 AM
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12. Um...

Uw oren zijn als vliegende schotels.

:wtf:

This one is better:
Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crates and seives of glass.

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dolo amber

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Tue Aug-19-08 10:36 AM
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14. Sounds like Butthole Surfer lyrics

:shrug:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Tue Aug-19-08 10:36 AM
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15. I'll surf....

Never mind.

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av8rdave

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Tue Aug-19-08 10:42 AM
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16. Never was a man so badly meant to wear corrective glasses.

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Pierre.Suave

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Tue Aug-19-08 10:52 AM
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17. Rofl, this is great...

Edited on Tue Aug-19-08 10:54 AM by jasonc

"You have been blessed with the egregious qualities of a duffle-bag in His Majesty's Royal Navy. "

"Troglodyte kidneys measure sardonic spasms not unlike the movements of an albatross buried in creosote. "

"The shape of your ears is the totality of bedpans in a fit of cholera. "

"In your presence even a batallion of body builders could pass the New York State driving exam. "

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deucemagnet

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Tue Aug-19-08 11:14 AM
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18. I'm pretty sure it insulted me.

"Cry for the stiffness of the earlobe. The turtles are fallen and the rain stands still. How long must I suffer with your undergarments?"

:grr:

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Tue Aug-19-08 11:51 AM
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19. A kitten's growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice.

Thats a new one....:rofl:

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